I'm gay and want a long-term relationship with a man, but I have yet to meet any that I'd be compatible with. If all you knew about me is my sex, orientation, and ethnicity, you'd guess I'd be firmly in the commie camp, but I'm not because I read history and know what socialists (national and international) do to people like me, and because I learned Austrian economics.

I like Trump because of what he did to improve the economy with tax cuts and deregulation, for stepping up to the plate against China, and of course for addressing root causes that have resulted in commies winning culture wars again and again.

Almost every date I've been on has involved some iteration of "orange man bad". The ones that don't threw up enough red flags to suggest he is of that mind. They're fine for a fling, but are unsuitable for anything long-term.

I'd like to find a guy that wants to live in the country or edge of the suburbs with a bunch of land, shoot guns, drive jacked up trucks, doesn't mind me looking like the army surplus store all the time (self-employed, I wear what I want), and of course wants to be with me for the next few decades.

So if you were in my boots, how would you find love?