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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you creep up to her and yell loud enough, it'd probably be sufficient to get her heart to stop. And you saved a bullet, those are expensive right now.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 6 points ago +7 / -1

It is real, do a search with that title, several news outlets covered it.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use the coupon code DuanteWright at checked for a 100% discount!

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Chickenbaconpoutine 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I looted a pawnshop, I have a dreamcast"

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's why the deep state keeps pitting races against each other.

While whites and blacks and yellows bicker, they cannot unite against the puppet masters.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a rock that keeps tigers away. It's super effective because there are no tigers around here.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course not. They got a swat on the wrist with a feather and that's gonna be the end of that.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stopped at a gas station/convenience store this morning, for every sheep with a mask on, there must have been 6 or 7 of us without. Even if the sign on the door says we need a mask to come in.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

These strong throat muscles, she must give mad blowjobs.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 30 points ago +30 / -0

Meanwhile in other counties, you're seen as an inconsiderate jerk if you DON'T use one around other people.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala Harris' stepdaughter (alternatively known as Harry Potter in drag)

So naturally everyone praises her on how stunning and brave she is of looking like a complete degenerate..

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