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Chickenbaconpoutine 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's also mandatory to be scammed at least once when you start playing EVE.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Grandma, why do the corn and beans taste so much like soy this year?"

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some of the old guys at my USPSA shoots could drop 10 of these in about 11 seconds with 2 shots each center mass.

The RO would make them cry just by yelling at them.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 21 points ago +21 / -0

Same for Paul Ryan in 2016. He could have been one of the most influential men in the US, instead he chose to be a bitch.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's exactly what is written at the end.

*The government, not the people.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 15 points ago +15 / -0

This morning on the radio show I listen to, they were taking about the British royalty now selling their own brand of gin.

You can buy it from their store.

They said, you just put your credentials in and if you're 18 or older you can get it.

If you're 17 or younger, Prince Andrew will call you back.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's originally a hearing aid commercial.

The "Fuck China " has been dubbed over.

https://youtu.be/L2xRF7UxC2o

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he said "Duck Chai? Nah."

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Chickenbaconpoutine 20 points ago +20 / -0

My first sticky on .win!

Fuck yeah! 🇺🇸

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly the black dude lost his phone in the process.

That's his phone that gets picked up at the end.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is no parole anymore but they can still get reduced sentence for good behavior and shit.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sadly I think it's the black guy's phone, you hear it fall to the ground when he gets out of his car.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was only a permanent resident in 2016, and being the law abiding person that I am, of course I didnt vote, but there's no way I missing this year's, I've been waiting for it since I got naturalized in '17.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess Chicago in the NHL could do the same, they could become the Black Cocks.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

The longer you look at her picture, the uglier she gets.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you're so rich you can buy anything, you must become bored and jaded, and the only things keeping you awake are the ultimate taboos.

Rape and murder of children.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

ALEXA RANK GO BBRRRRRRRR

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