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Chickenbaconpoutine 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the past months:

Someone dies for any reason. All the libs go "OMG DIED OF COVID".

In the past weeks:

Someone dies days after getting shots. All the libs go "OMG YOU CAN'T ASSUME IT'S BECAUSE OF THE VACCINE"

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/ASe3GTXgC1o?t=341

One of the wildest 1st rounds in boxing where both boxers were still standing at the end.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's riddled with typos.

And their manifesto is signed "Willam" at the end, they can't even get their own fucking names right, lmao.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 12 points ago +12 / -0

I guessing some of them are molested at a younger age so they believe that if they look like a dude, it won't happen again.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

This guy knows the pain of the process. I went through that as well. Filled the first form in Aug 2012, I moved in Nov of 2013, naturalized Sept of 2017. (Marriage lets you begin the naturalization process after 3 years)

Those who just hop the border and expect to get all the free gibs can die in a fire.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Half term + 1 day he gets pulled out, so Cameltoe can be POTAT-HO for 10 years.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I'm in west central, and this morning those around me were back to 2.75 thankfully.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

And from 2017 no less. Artist was ahead of his time!

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

IL here, gas was 2.10, 2.15 with Trump in office. Been rising about 10c a week too and now every place is sitting at 2.99 waiting with baited breath to see who's gonna be the first ballsy enough to cross into the 3's.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

More like 33%

Gas around here was hanging around 2.10, 2.15 a gallon prior to Cho Xiden being installed as POTATUS.

Now all the gas stations are holding at 2.99 waiting to see who will be the first to dare cross above 3.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'd 100% rock golden deagles in shoulder holsters.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guaranteed they're trying to pull a "oh leave the poor man alone he's gone through enough already" once the sex sham is over and ppl try to hold him accountable for all the deaths

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's standard practice to question the potential jury members.

Then both defensive and prosecution can object to someone being picked to be on the jury.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Milk is too white.

REEEeeeeeeee or some likewise bullshit.

More chocolate milk for diversity bigot.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably some shit like "well Joe Biden only became presidential candidate in 2019, so... MOSTLY FALSE!"

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Chickenbaconpoutine 14 points ago +14 / -0

β€œIf our justice system were fair, the prison population would reflect the country's population in terms of race and ethnicity,”

This isn't how this works, lady.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no such thing as "your" truth.

It's the truth.

"Your" truth is in reality just your opinion.

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