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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't be the first time. You get what you fucking deserve.

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

On their MyPillow. Next question!

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Chopper_Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just found out I'm half gay. Damn, just when I thought I had myself figured out.

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Chopper_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

hereistheevidence.com

For those that don't have it yet

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Chopper_Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

We love our president t h i s much!

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Chopper_Dave 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd bet my christmas bonus that at least a third of those viewers are from outside the country as well.

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Chopper_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine not writing down your password. We must separate the wheat from the chaff, brothers!

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Chopper_Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Remember Joe, when I say 'Hello Mr. President' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod."

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Part of the ship, part of the crew

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