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Chopper_Dave 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just went to buy a pack of cigarettes. They'll be back any day now!

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

I Dislike Mike!

Put that on a bumper sticker, I'd buy it

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Chopper_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

It bears repeating that the quote that this post's title is referencing was not a part of the Statue of Liberty until some commie poet tacked it on decades after it was built.

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Chopper_Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dammit, I remember seeing that one when it first came out and nearly buying it

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

"My fellow Americans, I must assure you that full access to the mini bar for all "migrants" is absolutely necessary."

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Chopper_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm more surprised that they remembered to put antifa on the board.

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Chopper_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember these fuckwits did nothing but bash Trump before the election, but as soon as Biden "won", they started putting out hit pieces on him instead. Why didn't they criticize both of them in time? Would've been way more helpful before the election!

They don't want any real change because then they'd have to stop whining.

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Chopper_Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pro-tip: Strap the letter to something heavy. Last I checked, they'll have to deliver it and the party will be charged extra for postage.

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

BASED blue light filter user

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Chopper_Dave 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was gonna ask if the giant red circle and arrow were necessary but then I realized it's probably there for the judges who have still done nothing.

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where've you been? That frog has been a "hate symbol" since 2016! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Chopper_Dave 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oopsie poopsie! We made a fucky wucky! Now thewe awe thousands dead. We didn't mwean it tho! P-pwease don't take wegal action! uwu

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Chopper_Dave 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing this would do is encourage people not to register their firearms.

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Chopper_Dave 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wouldn't be the first time. You get what you fucking deserve.

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