BEST. BACHELOR. PARTY. EVER.
Awww, did da widdle world weaders hut yo widdle feewees? 😿
I'll take two!
I love how they are lumping everyone who sees the evidence that these current vaccines aren't as safe as they should be with people who think there's mercury in our mumps vaccine.
I love vaccines, vaccines are great, this particular vaccine not so much.
Exactly what it sounds like. Come to DC where you can experience the oppression of tomorrow, today!
With new foreskin lights, just give them a tug and they're on. See your doctor of lights are on for more than 4 hours.
I imagined a penis car. Maybe I'm doing it wrong 😂😂
I see they finally radicalized r/nofap
Bill Gates isn't the giant, he's been using his vaccine research to create a race of giants and these are his failed attempts
Yeah I've got a few friends that can't handle it either. It can be dependent on the strain of weed as well. weed is like alcohol and that it's not just one thing It's a bunch of different kinds of similar thing. Not saying you should go and try it again but the fact that it treats everybody differently is definitely a thing.
Welcome to prison. It's the only thing we're preparing you for anyway.
I'm not a "pot is a miracle drug" guy either, but it's safer than alcohol for sure. It's easier on your body, and the decisions you make while on it are usually really passive.
GATEWAY DRUUUUG! COUGH COUGH
The niece/daughter of Donald Trump has a date with the Devil's Lettuce.
This is likely that person insulting him and comparing him to Judas not handing him some symbolic 30 denarii that is membership to some club.
I would have gone with one of those kid harnesses that fits on the back, but I like it nonetheless
... So you burned it off with a blowtorch and everybody clapped. Some old black woman who doesn't even work here came up to me and said she was proud because "the ok sign has been making her feel oppressed since the 60's and it time that these racist ladders learned their lesson.". Then they put a crown on my head and lifted me into their shoulders, which is weird because I work from home and no one else was in the house.
I also feel like this is the proper message from Floyd's death. The man did a lot of bad shit because he was in the throes of his addiction to a pretty terrible substance. And it ended up killing of him. Drugs are a dangerous master
The tattoo of a spider on his second and third chin is really what sets this off for me.
I actually priced these out when mask mandates were at their peak as a "malicious compliance" move, but they run about $1000 and I felt that was a bit steep for a gag.
Yes. If we reject BLM blaming all white people for their problems, there is zero reason for us to blame a smaller group of white people with tiny hats for ours.
This is disgusting! If you need me I'll be in my Lab!
LET IT GOOOO LET IIIT GOOOOOO!
Okay that actually makes some sense. Thanks
That's actually pretty awesome. One small benefit in your situation with biden in office is citizenship stuff is going to be easier to get. Too bad he's ruining everything else. Take the win where we can get it right?
Anyway, Tell your wife good luck on the test!
A fall down an elevator shaft onto the bullets