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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's what happens when you devout your life to Christ and tradition instead of drugs, gender studies, and anonymous sex. Take note ladies.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not only that one, but California Uber Alles has also aged like a goddamn work of art. I have no idea how Jello Baifra could be that far left but write the two songs that best describe modern leftists.

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ChrisSuperDude 44 points ago +44 / -0

"You're just a middle class socialist brat, who never ever had to work. And now you tell me I have to give back, to the struggling masses, whoever they are. You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain. Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain. What the hell do you know about pain and suffering you dumb fuck?" - Oingo Boingo.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back when I used Twitter she was one of my favorite accounts to read. Entirely unrelated to the thing I have for gingers, older women, and conservative ladies.

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Basically all her roles are "the annoying sister/wife/teenager" so she has the perfect voice for them.

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

I did really like her in Last Man on Earth though. Especially since, in a weird change of pace, her character was a strong supporter of traditional conservative values with her first big arc being that she refused to repopulate the Earth unless she was married to The Last Man on Earth. And it wasn't supposed to be a satire on conservative Christians either. As liberal as that show became (Big fuckin surprise), the first couple of episodes were weirdly conservative.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pete Burns was a bisexual who hung out with Boy George and is associated with "Meatspin" but he's still not as big of a faggot as Dan Crenshaw.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala does not know da wae my bruddah. But she does have the super Ebola.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Got the same exact email. My exact words were:

"Fuck you cocksucker, you, and the rest of your 'party' sold out not only Trump, but the entire Republic to the fucking Chinese. Don't ever contact me again."

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ChrisSuperDude 24 points ago +25 / -1

The story is the same for me. If my dad and grandpa didn't listen to Rush while I was in the car with them as a little Pede, I would've never seen the world for what it truly was. When it came to redpilling me, Rush walked so that Alex Jones could run.

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is why I simply can't give up hope. This is why I can't abandon Trump. Because of this idea "If they had truly 'won', their propaganda wouldn't be needed". If Trump didn't have even the possibility of one last Hail Mary pass or one last powerbomb left in him, they would've let their guard down by now.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Nobody has sold more New York Times subscriptions than me folks"

And it's not just papers. Think of all the anti-Trump 'art' that has come out. Yes it's terrible, but think about how many terrible comic book writers had steady jobs cause all they had to do was say "Orange Man Bad". Think about how many shitty TV shows got green lit just to 'stick it' to Trump. If the liberals in the media and arts understood economics, first off they would all be as conservative as Tim Allen, and second off, they would've been campaigning FOR Trump so that they could get paid ungodly sums of money for the next 4 years for doing absolutely nothing.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might not look at me and think that I'm a victim. I'm a wrestler, I'm a boxer, I have an orange belt, I was a multi sport athlete in high school. I'm 5'11 and weigh 160 lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in any possible situation. And in the winter of 2020, I was raped. Yep, that's right, #METOO. And the thing was, the FBI didn't have to overpower me to turn me into their victim. The point is, if it can happen to someone like me, it can happen to you too.

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ChrisSuperDude 0 points ago +1 / -1

Correction: Latinos don't exist when they are breaking the law. Then they're white. BUT if they're inventing something, or writing a novel or working in coding, then they're a Colored, I mean POC Minority, Triumph of the White Male Christian Society!

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll put it this way, Dark Knight Rises at it's core was a bad movie, though currently a very relevant movie, but because Christopher Nolan made it, it ended up being good because he put his spin and directing style on it. That's how I see how good of a director he is. I haven't seen Tenet though so I can't comment on it.

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

"There will never be another Clem Johnson and he played before steroid use was mandatory!" - Professor Farnsworth, Fear of a Bot Planet.

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ChrisSuperDude 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now we know why they are trying to turn the frogs gay.

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ChrisSuperDude 28 points ago +28 / -0

Kind of an unfair comparison, Rasputin was a crazy monk with a huge cock who fucked every Russian babe in sight, cheated death like 6 times, and is regarded historically as a bad ass. Jack Dorsey is just crazy.

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ChrisSuperDude 67 points ago +68 / -1

Of course he didn't, he's not even dead. He's currently running Twitter.

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ChrisSuperDude 13 points ago +13 / -0

Somehow, the stoner hippie who thought only eating fruit would cure his cancer was a smarter businessman and all around person than Tim Cook.

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ChrisSuperDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sometimes, you have to have a laugh to stop yourself from crying.

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