All meming aside, I will be entirely fine with a Bad Dudes remake about saving Donald Trump from Ninjas. I'll even pre-order for the exclusive Kanye "Double Dragon Energy" skin.
The next 10/15 days will not be kind to the 'females' on the left.
Godwin's law for liberal women: No matter the argument, they will bring up penises at some point during the debate.
I don't have a MILF fetish, I have a motherhood fetish. By that I mean I'm attracted to women that I feel would be great mothers and motherly figures or have shown traits of motherly instincts.
Not only that but bullying on the playground teaches you to stand up for yourself. It teaches you to fight back, even if you’re deserving of the bullying.
To be fair Net Neutrality did kill me in 2017. Then about 6 months later I got killed again when Parkland happened and we didn’t ban all guns. And then I died again when Tennessee (the state I lived in at the time) elected Marsha Blackburn as governor. Then I took a year off dying only to get killed 6 times by the WuFlu.
I had a law teacher in college say that she opposed the death penalty "not for a moral or ethical reason, but because it just costs too much money" I raised my hand and said "then why don't we shorten the time they spend on death row?" I'm convinced that part of why I ended that class with a D.
There's only 2 legit (independent) journalists left: Tim Pool and Andy Ngo. And only 2 legit news organizations left: OANN and Info Wars. Everyone else is propaganda.
I say this with the upmost sincerity and truth: If anyone after today still thinks Trump and Epstein are connected, they should be stripped of their ability to vote.
There are no chicks with dicks Johnny only guys with tits!
I'd tell him "don't feel bad dude, chicks dig scars" but he's a liberal CNN employee, weeks pay says he's not into chicks.
In 2016 we got the hottest first lady ever, in 2024 we get the hottest president ever.
I'm an American of Irish decent so I have a male cousin named Kelly.
Dan Crenshaw is the real life version of Metal Gear Solid's Big Boss. I'm half expecting the Sons of Crenshaw to be a thing in 20 or 30 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiTSsoje-vc the only Chyna that I trust. All other Chyna is assWHOle
It's funny you mention Elijah Cummings becuase as soon as I saw "John Lewis laid to rest" in the news my first thought was "OMG John Lewis WTF thought he died a year ago lol?" And then I looked it up and found out I was thinking about Elijah Cummings.
This is something I've been thinking the past couple of days: So in the 1990's there was somewhat of a movement where kids of well off parents would go and be homeless just because, not because they were actually struggling but to get a taste of it. (The WCW/ECW wrestler Raven incorporated this trend into his in-ring character) it was kind of a trend at the time. The same thing is happening now with liberal millenials/older liberal zoomers (97-2000 born). They have their live the best it could ever be. Many of them can fuck off to college and major in theater or English or something because their parents are well off and will send them money if they need it. So, instead of having actual struggles, they create the struggles. The thing is that racial minorities aren't legitimately oppressed in America anymore, women aren't oppressed in America anymore, homosexuals aren't oppressed in America anymore so they have to create new oppression. They have to make Speedy Gonzalez (who side note: when Loony Toons tried to get rid of the character 20 years ago, it was actually the Mexican Americans that fought to keep Speedy on the show) an issue, they have to make Spider-Man being a straight, white Protestant an issue, they have to make up the wage gap and make that an issue, they have to make cops existing on a children's show an issue, they have to make a white guy voicing Apu an issue. And why? Because just like Raven, they had everything they needed and need an imaginary struggle in their lives.
Are you surprised? This is the same President who, after 5 cops were killed by a Black Supremacist Terrorist in Dallas the first thing he did was talk about how evil they were for being cops and more or less told the nation "yes these 5 men deserved to die because black people have it so much worse in this country". Fuck this absolute disgrace to this country, if the terrorists want to destroy the history of this country for being 'problematic and evil' they should start with his.
Herman Cain was my man in 2012. He was also the man that redpilled me on the Me Too movement 5 years before it happened. And you know why? Because I knew that if he were to get the nomination, he would've been President. The first outsider President since the early 1900s (or as Nancy Pelosi calls it "her childhood") Candidate Herman Cain walked so that President Trump could run.I'll be eating Godfather's Pizza this weekend in his honor for sure.
And that's the basis of it. If BLM would have said "George Floyd was a violent thug, what happened to him was fucked up but he wasn't a saint" then there would be no division on this issue. Everyone would have came together and had a discussion about reasonable police reform. It's the whole Boy who cried wolf story. We hear constantly about how the black guy killed by the cops was the modern day MLK or the black guy killed by a vigilante was a modern Emmett Till. Then they leave out Mike Brown was attacking Darren Wilson or Treyvon was drugged out of his mind beating up Zimmerman. It's to the point of every time a cop kills a black man, I on instinct say "The cop didn't do anything wrong". And this sets a dangerous precinct for when a cop eventually does go out and kill a black person just for the fun of it, let's say he's yelling the n-word the whole time and admits "Yeah I did it because I hate black people, white power, KKK" I'm just gonna look at it and say "guess what, I don't give a fuck"
St George Kirby you fucking bigot! Didn't the 17 public state funerals he had get the point across that he was Black Jesus?
There was a phase I went through in college where I wore a pair of goggles on my hat every day in tribute to Grandmaster Sexay. Mark my words, if a grocery store forces me to wear goggles you bet your sweet ass I'm walking into work every day with a boombox blasting "U Look Fly 2Day" and dancing around the aisles.
Arnie might be a cuck and was a terrible governor, but I have to give the man credit, he did make some classics.
If Bill Gates had to follow the same laws and you and I, he would've been hung 10 years ago.