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ChrisSuperDude 40 points ago +40 / -0

Someone get the message to Peter Thiel. It was his law team that helped Hulkster drop the 1.2.3. leg drop on Gawker and helped Enter Sandmann become a self made millionaire at 18. I know he and Trump aren't on the best terms but I feel that in a case with this he could be a help.

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ChrisSuperDude 27 points ago +27 / -0

You posting this to Cuckbook is like an action hero pulling the pin on his own grenade to sacrifice himself while the other heroes can escape.

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ChrisSuperDude 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is when you're $500K in debt from getting a doctorate in 5th Century Mongolian transgendered lesbian basket weaving poetry.

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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would love nothing more than to see Seth Rich enshrined in the Park of Heroes. I would love to take my future grandchildren to the park and say "This man is a hero, he gave his life to exposed Democrat corruption, and the Democrats killed him". And then my grandchild says "Grandpa, what's a Democrat?"

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

China bans Winnie the Pooh, America bans Tigger.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're sending in the Wolfe?

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ChrisSuperDude 19 points ago +19 / -0

By bisexual you mean she munched a rug or two in college to try it and uses that experience to add another label to herself.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

Graham is a deeply troubled man in my opinion. From my observation it seems that he wants to support POTUS but he can't. He wants to be this hardcore son of a bitch against the Dems but his handlers won't let him. They make him be John McCain's butt buddy, and after that hero tumor took him out they make him pull McCoward's weight, when deep down he knows that it's not the person he wants to be. Personally, I'll never forget when he unleashed on the Dems and gave him "You are evil and I pray to God you people never get in power again" line. I stood up and clapped and said "Where has he been this whole time". That moment and then him going back to cucking is what makes me think that there is more to him than we have seen.

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Between her and Stretchin Grechen I think I have a new T-shirt idea: Liberal chicks take it in the ass so they can be a pain in ours.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Iron Shiek Voice) Harris, you are punk mother fucker, you are fucking slut, the only reason you got where you were in the US Politics is because you suck Willie Brown's DICK and you fucking suck Willie Brown's ASS!

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ChrisSuperDude 10 points ago +10 / -0

Graham.win when you get a moment of honest to God badassery but then have to walk it back and start sucking John McCain's ghost cock again.

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +8 / -1

Barr, much like the best heroes of anime, does not want to show his power levels all at once.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Matthew 7:12: Do unto others as they have done unto you. Maybe it's time to start focusing more on the "as they have done unto you" part.

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ChrisSuperDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Michael Scott had a copy of "The Art of the Deal" on his bookshelf throughout the show's run.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

In capitalism, there is plenty of food and you can always find a party. In communism, there is no food, and party always finds you.

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ChrisSuperDude 16 points ago +16 / -0

What's the difference between Al-Qaeda and ANTIFA? Al-Qaeda knew which bathrooms to use.

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ChrisSuperDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

You don't understand, it was different back then, people acted different, it was a really long time ago: 2007.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You know the rules, it's time to die. A full auto is what I'm thinking of. You claim to be straight but we know you're bi. IIIIIIIII just want to show you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna vote for Dems. Never gonna let you riot. Never gonna betray Trump and desert him. Never gonna be a commie, because I don't live with mommy. Never gonna let you commies win again!"

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ChrisSuperDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Personally, I'm in favor of bringing back Jerry "The King" Lawler's "Miss Royal Rumble" bikini contest, but then I remembered I'd much rather see AOC with as many clothes on as possible.

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ChrisSuperDude 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump looks so youthful because he spent his whole life sober, spent his life working hard, and being well liked. It also helps that unlike Joe, none of Trump's children are drug addicts who knock up strippers.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the same society that ran "Trump gets two scoops of ice cream" as headline news and ran "Gas attack in Syria leaves 50 dead" as that little scrolly thing across the bottom of the screen.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rape is not a sexual orientation, it's a religion and it's called Islam.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I brought this up in History class in high school and also pointed out that black slaves were treated like property so their owners had motivation to take care of them as opposed to the Irish slaves who weren't even considered property so the owners had less motivation to take care of them and got sent to the principal's office for it. For all the arguments that my principal had with me throughout jr high and high school it was the one time he was actually cool to me since even he realized nothing I said was incorrect or offensive and because I was able to back up my argument in class.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's actually Hulk Hogan's legal team that has been helping Enter Sandmann drop the atomic leg drop on all these MSM fake news heels and pin them for the 1.2.3. brother.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have Asperger's Syndrome so whenever someone got yelled at for saying it I gave them the "retard pass" right then and there.

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