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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was always one of those “YOU were the special all along Emmett/You had a wonderful life George Bailey/the real treasure was the friends we made along the way” type stories.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

EVERYBODY LYNCH SOME DINOSAURS!

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Not supposed to enter the people’s house cause of Ching Chong Flu”

Well the house is not supposed to strip us of our rights and turn us into a terminator style dystopia ran by the goddamn Chinese.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

What I would love is nothing more that CNN to cut to commercial today at some point and when they come back Jake Crapper is lying on the floor with a hatchet sticking out of his head.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

The meme of the 50 Alex’ walking down the corridor hunting down globalists is about to become a reality.

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're the only ones left that love him. I know I learned in Sunday School that God loves all his children but if that's the case, his relationship with the left is built on Battered Wife Syndrome.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oops. I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong.

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ChrisSuperDude 8 points ago +9 / -1

The way I see it is they wouldn't have scrubbed Alex from existence online if he was wrong. I also think the best example of this in action was when he was on Joe Rogan and Alex gives a topic, I think it was about child trafficking, and Joe goes "Ok, can we fact check him really quick." And Joe's sidekick pulls up Google and just goes "Alex is right." And Joe is just like "well fuck".

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

The past 2 months have made me learn there is no better feeling than taking my super male vitality, blasting that song, and lifting weights for about 5 minutes straight.

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

In 2016, when Trump picked Pence, my dad said he had doubts. Even said at first that he might have cost Trump the Presidency. My dad did warm up to Pence over time the same way he warmed more from a simple "I want Trump cause I hate Hillary" to "I want Trump cause I think he did a good job" Tomorrow I can't wait to call my dad and say "Dad, we won. Pence won it for us".

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ChrisSuperDude 24 points ago +25 / -1

"1776 will commence again" - Alex Jones, 2013. It took 7 years, but it looks like Alex has been proven right for the 69420666th time.

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ChrisSuperDude 37 points ago +37 / -0

I also want it to be legal to kill those coyotes on sight as well. I mean technically it is already legal but Democrats love their criminals so it wouldn't go over as well as it should.

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ChrisSuperDude 84 points ago +86 / -2

After this, I want globalists to be like coyotes (both the animals and the smugglers), raccoons or cougars (the scary kind, not the kind I like) where its legal to kill them on sight without hesitation.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

And my favorite part:

HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING DIE!

The year is 2030, John Smith, a white guy from Fergus Falls Minnesota gets drunk one night and starts beating his wife. The cops show up to the apartment and open fire on John Smith after he pulls a gun. Meanwhile Burn Loot and Murder is gonna riot and complain about racism and racial injustice and police corruption because 10 blocks away a black man was walking by during the shooting.

It was never about police killings, it was about finding excuses to riot no matter how small they are.

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ChrisSuperDude 29 points ago +29 / -0

Yeah Japan is incredibly nationalistic and homogeneous as a culture, not that there's a single thing wrong with that. I'm in the same boat, that I think it would be cool to live in Japan but I realize that Japan has the right to keep their country Japanese the same way America has the right to keep America American.

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ChrisSuperDude 35 points ago +35 / -0

The Japanese also love Trump (To be fair, apparently they have admiration for all of our Presidents, like the amount of adoration they have for Trump they also had for Obama) and love America more than the Democrats do.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Off topic, but I legit thought that was a Rage Against the Machine or Beastie Boys lyric until about 2 weeks ago.

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ChrisSuperDude 32 points ago +32 / -0

Not only that but you have to be tough to be a biker. That’s why there’s no liberal ones.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was going for the bus connection here.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Cause I wive and bwethe, this Philadephia fweedom! Fwom the day that I was bown I waysed the fwag! Philadeplhia fweedom brought be took me kwee high to a womyn, yeah. Gave me pweace of mind that my mommy never had" - Kamala in 1975.

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ChrisSuperDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Albert Einstein? Last time I heard the story it was Rosa Parks.

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