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Chrismont 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell everybody you know Sanska prefers Biden.

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Chrismont 5 points ago +5 / -0

WE NEED THE PANHANDLE TO SHOW UP AGAIN, CALL EVERYBODY THERE YOU KNOW AND GET OUT THE VOTE! THEY SAVED US FROM GORE, THEY CAN DO IT AGAIN!

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Chrismont 27 points ago +27 / -0

FLORIDA PANHANDLE- Go forth and save this state like you did against Gore. Your pools are still open.

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Chrismont 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good lord, one more after this?

That is Dragon Energy still going.

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Chrismont 11 points ago +11 / -0

ALABAMA

STATEWIDE

Senator: Coach Tommy Tubberville. He beat Bama five times in a row and won't vote to take our guns or kill babies, unlike our previous mistake in that position.

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Chrismont 51 points ago +51 / -0

As the great Dennis Leary said.

God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots.

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Chrismont 2 points ago +2 / -0

ESPN Gameday two weeks ago on that Saturday morning.

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Chrismont 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope, but her son was only four inches short of that. Damn close to being the Alabama high school state powerlifting champion a few year later.

You ever squat 600 lbs? It's pretty cool.

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Chrismont 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understand one day. It makes business sense. Throw em a bone to they will STFU and you can go on.

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Chrismont 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shanghai Sneeze..

That's top kek right there. A new one for me.

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Chrismont 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not even that.

Sports is an escape.

Lets say you were a black man who really truly believed you were being oppressed. Do you want to be constantly reminded of it, or do you just want to watch a damn game?

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Chrismont 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was there anything worse than Kuck Herbstreet crying about his whiteness? Good lord.

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Chrismont 7 points ago +7 / -0

And just basic financial calculation.

Why fall on your sword for 12.7% of the country when it is going to at least annoy half of the 73%

Unless Chyna

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Chrismont 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have never been anything less than enthralled with anything Bogey did.

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Chrismont 3 points ago +3 / -0

Last time I watched a pro team do anything, the Cubs won the World Series.

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Chrismont 8 points ago +8 / -0

Watch out. My momma coached High School football in the 1960's. Offensive and defensive line no less.

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Chrismont 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sad, but you are correct. The only reason I have You Tube TV is college football on ESPN.

Soon as the season is over I will cancel it. That is literally 99% of the TV I watch all year.

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Chrismont 12 points ago +12 / -0

Disney World is open.

Florida is open

Disney Land in Cuckafornia is closed.

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Chrismont 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Michel Bay ones, I love them.

Two hours of giant robots fighting, hot babes, and explosions. That's what Michel Bay movies are. Not Citizen Kane, but a two hour vacation from the issues I have in my life.

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