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ChronoShaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bike Mike: "Hold my beer"

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ChronoShaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dying facial hair says everything.

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ChronoShaman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Texas: Ya'll comin with us? Arizona: We are in, lets help out NM and meet in the middle.

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ChronoShaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shape-shifting reptilians that answer to draconian overlords that answer to an inter dimensional AI hell bent on turning reality upside down and enslave all electromagnetic beings into a hive mind.

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ChronoShaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you pull the fortune outta his ass it says "C'mon man!"

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ChronoShaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Masks are for his feelings.

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ChronoShaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

You forgot to put Mike Obama on the left

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ChronoShaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look up these wives... Michelle Obama, Mrs Schummer, Melinda Gates. Then the actions of Nancy Pelosi will make sense.

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ChronoShaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well the Monarchy ran outta subjects to rule over. Guess they just subjugate their own now.

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ChronoShaman 1 point ago +1 / -0

So twitter is satan.

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