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Chuck_Fina 8 points ago +8 / -0

someone improperly sexed a bird

STRICTLY HARAM

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Chuck_Fina 20 points ago +20 / -0

¡Jeb!—his arms wide.

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Chuck_Fina 10 points ago +10 / -0

OP, look for a product called "Liquid Ass" and spray the next sign down with it. You can order it from a popular online retailer. It smells absolutely horrible and the smell lingers a long "ass" time. I would love to see the reaction when they bring that nasty stuff into the car.

Don't get it on your hands. Wear gloves.

Also: "Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from China"

by Creek
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Chuck_Fina 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dale never would have turned left.

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Chuck_Fina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for your service.

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Chuck_Fina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roll on snare drum.
Curtains.

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Chuck_Fina 23 points ago +24 / -1

AOL keyword "Joepedo"

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Chuck_Fina 12 points ago +12 / -0

There once was a man name Arbery
On the prowl to commit a robbery
He went out for a run
And grabbed for a gun
He should have looked for a jobbery.