someone improperly sexed a bird
STRICTLY HARAM
¡Jeb!—his arms wide.
OP, look for a product called "Liquid Ass" and spray the next sign down with it. You can order it from a popular online retailer. It smells absolutely horrible and the smell lingers a long "ass" time. I would love to see the reaction when they bring that nasty stuff into the car.
Don't get it on your hands. Wear gloves.
Also: "Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from China"
Bat Scratch Fever
Dale never would have turned left.
probably still sleeping it off
Thank you for your service.
Roll on snare drum.
Curtains.
Future college professor.
Twitter endorses ethnic cleansing
AOL keyword "Joepedo"
There once was a man name Arbery
On the prowl to commit a robbery
He went out for a run
And grabbed for a gun
He should have looked for a jobbery.
"I just needs to check ya asshole."