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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm glad to see people finally pushing back against the purity police. For several months after the election they were getting more and more obnoxious, and this place was spiraling towards a purity standard that even Trump will never be able to meet. They even tried to cancel Keyleigh (although that only lasted for about a day because people here weren't having it).

I became a Trump supporter not just because I agreed with him on border security, trade deals, and putting America first. I also liked Trump because he was so unlike the prudish and puritanical social conservatives that I'd come to associate with the Republican Party; Trump swore, he gave funny nicknames to his political opponents, he had a history of dating supermodels, etc.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +4 / -1

Classic Simpsons episode.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's why the Critical Drinker is my favorite movie critic. I like him so much I've subscribed to his YouTube channel. He frequently laments the fact that people don't make movies to entertain anymore; they make movies to push an agenda.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +4 / -2

Marbles in the Ass

Reminds me of a story I heard on 4chan (which means it may have been bullshit) once where a guy decided he was done with his girlfriend. One night she had too much to drink and passed out drunk. While she was out, he pushed a bunch of greased-up ball bearings in her ass one-by-one. When she woke up the next morning, she immediately got out of bed and ran into the bathroom. He said he can still remember the sound of all those ball bearings hitting the bottom of the toilet bowl followed by her screaming "Oh my god!"

If true, one of the most hilarious breakup stories I've ever heard.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +2 / -1

The USSR didn't collapse until 1992. Poland and East Germany were abandoning communism in the late 80s.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 41 points ago +42 / -1

Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage, born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch. A prison for your mind.

Neo: Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 13 points ago +14 / -1

It will be hilarious if "Fuck Joe Biden" becomes a chant at college football games after he leaves office. Imagine being at a game 20 years from now, and a spontaneous chant of "Fuck Joe Biden!" starts up.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +8 / -1

I think I've read that interview. James talked about how whenever he returned from a hunting trip with a dead deer on the hood of his truck, his neighbors would all give him dirty looks.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 14 points ago +15 / -1

James Hetfield over the years has been very tight-lipped when it comes to his opinions. He almost never talks politics. But from what I've heard, he's pretty based. He loves hunting and building custom hot rods.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 37 points ago +38 / -1

I saw Metallica live a few years ago, and instead of an opening band they had Jim Breuer do a stand-up comedy set. It was pretty damn funny.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think these days they mostly use amoxicillin to treat the clap, but that's still a hilarious joke.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nice. A Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 24 points ago +25 / -1

Potassium explodes when it touches water.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 27 points ago +28 / -1

"Never underestimate Biden's ability to fuck things up."

-Barack Obama

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +11 / -1

Last year it was where they went to wish death upon people who won't wear masks. This year it's where they go to wish death on people who refuse the vaccine.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 47 points ago +48 / -1

Fox's biggest source of ad revenue are the big pharma corporations. If you flip it on Fox News and watch it for a bit, count how many commercials are for prescription drugs. They are all over the place.

Big pharma spends more on advertising their products than any other industry. Big pharma also spend the most money on donations to political candidates.

They wanted Trump gone because he considerably lowered drug prices and cost the pharmaceutical.

This is why Fox refuses to cover the stolen election, and why fox is promoting the vaccine while ignoring treatments like Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +14 / -9

"Fuck sportsball" neckbeards on suicide watch.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +4 / -1

He wanted to look like he was being tough in fighting Covid, he ended up looking like a deranged tyrant. I'll be he had Pelosi and Schumer screaming at him over that speech.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 15 points ago +18 / -3

No joke. Why do so many teachers seem to be complete fucking pussies when it comes to the China Cough? They seem to be the profession who are the most pants-shittingly terrified of it.

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