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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would take President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho over Biden any day.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +13 / -1

A few months ago I played the game Cyberpunk 2077. Suddenly, a dystopian society controlled by giant mega corporations doesn't seem so far-fetched.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

They also called Frank Zappa and John Denver to speak in front of congress. Both men came out as anti-censorship. Some of the politicians on the committee seemed surprised that John Denver didn't come out as pro-censorship.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well, make up your mind; is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?"

"First he's gonna shit, and then he's gonna kill us!"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

From what I've heard, Sean Penn hates it when people bring up Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It frustrates him that everybody remembers him as a goofy stoner/surfer instead of for his more serious dramatic roles.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did you ever see that Tom Hanks movie Mazes and Monsters? It was basically an attempt to cash in on the anti-Dungeons & Dragons moral panic of the day. It was one of those "so bad it's good" movies.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jon Voight has said that there are more conservatives who work in Hollywood than you'd think, they just keep quiet about politics because they don't want to ruin their careers.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

He actually gave a speech at the 1996 Republican Convention, but that was before he was the highest-paid actor in Hollywood. Now he has to toe the party line if he doesn't want to kill his career.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +11 / -3

I see that you have also noticed this place is being increasingly overrun by people who act like they deserve a medal for not consuming a product or form of entertainment.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure. But I'm not going to be lectured about how I'm a traitor if I stop for lunch at McDonald's and happen to get a Coke with my Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 70 points ago +72 / -2

This happened in Brazil, not Texas.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know if it was intentional, but now you've got me interested in a Batman & Texas Chainsaw Massacre crossover.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 31 points ago +31 / -0

The people here who scream bloody murder if they find out you went to Twitter or Reddit don't realize that there's a lot of potential to engage in a little guerilla warfare on those sites.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 38 points ago +38 / -0

Funny you should say that. I saw another post here a month or two ago where somebody said "Don't trust any military officer who has a rank higher than Major. If they got past Major, it's not because of merit; it's because they're a bootlicker."

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CisSiberianOrchestra 0 points ago +1 / -1

Didn't Trump announce his "hope" rally about a week ago? Hopefully we hear more details soon.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Lloyd, just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... And totally redeem yourself!"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law."

It's been years since the last time I saw that movie. The first time I saw it I laughed my ass off.

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