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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

I doubt the Patriot party will happen. While I would join it in a heartbeat if Trump formed it, it would split the vote and give the Democrats a lot of victories they wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Purging the establishment Republicans and replacing them with America First patriots seems to be the more realistic option.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wonder if GameStop's stock value will mysteriously drop to near-nothing in the middle of the night.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not used to seeing Trump wearing a yellow tie. He usually goes with red.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could be a LARP, but it sounds plausible.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 75 points ago +75 / -0

When asked on his deathbed about his proudest achievement, he said "I killed the bank."

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CisSiberianOrchestra 100 points ago +100 / -0

I'll admit I've been going through withdrawls not knowing what Trump is up to or what he's planning.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

That movie bombed so hard that even the comic book it was based upon was canceled. It also killed Pam's ambition of becoming a mainstream film actress. But she did look hot as hell in that leather corset.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back in 2014 it was "All you had to do was leave our video games alone."

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

When I was in junior high I managed to snag a copy of the November 1994 issue of Playboy, which featured a Pamela Anderson photo shoot. It definitely left an impression on me. To this day I still have a weakness for blondes with big boobs.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 91 points ago +91 / -0

She was probably the most lusted-after woman on the planet in the 90s. It's cool that she's telling the social media giants to fuck off.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm. I live in Utah. I was raised Mormon but haven't been to church in years. I still have a lot of friends and family members who are practicing LDS. Nearly all of them like Trump and think that Romney is a loser.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're not a true kid of the NES generation unless you've blown on a cartridge to get it t work.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

A bunch of big hedge funds decided to short the stock of GameStop (basically betting that it would go bankrupt and they could profit from it). A bunch of Redditors from r/WallStreetBets got mad at this and started buying stock in GameStop to drive up the price. Now major hedge funds are going to lose billions of dollars over it because the price of GameStop stock has exploded in the last couple of days.

tl;dr: The plebs rebelled against the elites by buying stock in a dying company. Now Wall Street is in chaos.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

The CIA got Manuel Noriega to surrender by blaring the song "Panama" by Van Halen at loud volumes for days on end.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just wish that Trump would come out of seclusion. I mean, I totally understand if he wants to take a break from the world for a while after the shit he's had to deal with for the last 5 years. But I miss his tweets and his rallies.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 44 points ago +44 / -0

2014: Zoe Quinn fucks Nathan Grayson from Kotaku to get him to cover her shitty indie game.

2021: Gamers are waging war against Wall Street and they're winning.

This timeline can be downright surreal at times.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

The 1776 Commission has said that they are going to continue meeting in a private capacity.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 72 points ago +73 / -1

As Stalin's chief of secret police said, "Show me the man and I'll find the crime."

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Illegitimate rulers tend to be paranoid.

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