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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +11 / -1

She's adorable and sharp as a tack. I miss watching her break out that binder and making the White House Press Corps look like dumbasses.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

No way I'm going on a cruise if I have to do that shit. I'll just find some nice beachside resort (that doesn't require masks or vaccines) if I want to go on vacation somewhere, either that or go snowboarding.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +10 / -1

The sun must have been shining very brightly that day because she got a tan between frames 2 and 3.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's no shortage of busybodies here who like to police what products and entertainment other users consume. Their numbers have risen sharply in the last few months.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yuri Bezemov did say that once the revolution is over, the "useful idiots" are lined up against the wall and shot.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every day on my drive to work, I pass probably 10 billboards reminding me to wear a mask and get vaccinated.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was about to ask why the guy in the middle is making out with a basketball.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have an uncle who once caddied a practice round for the Masters at Augusta.

He told me that as beautiful as Augusta looks on television, it's even more beautiful in person.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

From the article:

But Stallone recently replied in a comment to a fan on Instagram of “Creed III,” “It will be done, but I won’t be in it. Keep punching.” His rep then confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter that he won’t be in the film.

That's a pretty big omission, considering that Rocky Balboa is Adonis Creed's trainer and mentor. I wonder how Rocky's absence will be explained. I hope they don't just say that he died.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guess what, Dementia Joe? Last year my family celebrated Independence Day completely normally. There were about 30 people there, nobody wore masks or social distanced, and we all had a great time. We will be doing the same this year.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw the thread title and immediately thought "What does a baseball team have to do with this?"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 67 points ago +67 / -0

I fucking guarantee if Trump wrote a book about his time in office, it would be the highest-selling presidential memoir of all time.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +3 / -1

Reddit is going to absolutely melt down. I'll need to make sure I'm stocked up on popcorn.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was talking more about the incessant dooming, demoralization shilling, and ideological purity testing.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

This site has really gone to shit over the last few months. It's sad to think what this place was like just 6 months ago compared to what it's like now.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 18 points ago +19 / -1

Miller the Killer is incredibly based, and he's been one of Trump's most loyal staffers.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, that happened. In the 1980s he was invited to host SNL after leaving the show to pursue a movie career. Apparently, he was a complete asshole to everyone during rehearsals. He almost got into a fistfight with Bill Murray after he compared Bill Murray's facial complexion to the surface of the moon. It was such a nightmare for the cast and crew of SNL that after the episode aired, Lorne Michaels said that Chevy Chase would never again be invited to host SNL.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Dammit, Hunter. If you want parmesan cheese that badly just go to the damn refrigerator!"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's also notorious for burning bridges. Pretty much everybody who works with him ends up hating his guts because he's such an asshole to everybody around him.

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