Has she been wifed up yet?

Good lesson for all pedes to get a grill guard, lol.

If I got in my truck and started driving right now, I could get there in about 15 hours. :D

Trump should announce he's taking a visit to Pelosi's district. That would be comedy gold.

You could hand deliver your mail-in ballot to your county election officials. That's what I plan on doing.

Montana's the same way, I don't get it.

What would you expect from a guy who believes there are millions of gods, Jesus and the devil were brothers, and you can buy your way into heaven?

Sweet, no parole for federal crimes.

I'm guessing the actual support for Trump is much higher than 19%. Any conservative knows they have to keep their views to themselves just to get through the day. I would imagine it's even more so among blacks.

If you always go for all natural chicks, you've reduced the chance of a Shanghai surprise to almost zero. No bolt ons = no dong.

T-box the target (or yourself) and you don't have to worry about expansion.

Welp, that’s it. Pack it in, boys. We’re fucked now.

I’ve been going mask free for two weeks now. The first time I was psyching myself up because I thought I’d end up in a fist fight with a maskhole. Nope. I was the only one and everyone left me alone. This past weekend, same thing.

I can forgive anyone who's sincere, but I won't forget what he did. I don't have Alzheimers.

At least the guy knows how it's going to end.

The only explanation that makes sense to me is it's an act of self preservation. Just gotta figure out now what they're trying to hide.

The one thing I learned from this picture is that I need a bayonet and a bayonet lug for my AR-10.

I don't live in a large city, so if I get a ballot in the mail I'm driving it down to the county courthouse to hand deliver it.

Even if it wasn't self defense, there are still lawful applications of deadly force. These guys were all felons committing even more felony crimes.

She seems nice. (I'm probably the 1,000th person to say this)

This revolution is approaching Liberace gay.

It's in the book of Genesis.

God bless Jesse Lee Peterson, lol.

That muscle memory is powerful.

To be more precise, the first shot is a muscle relaxer. The second shot is a super dose of an anesthetic that goes to their brain stem and their organs begin to shut down. It is literally like falling asleep.