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ClockworkGremlin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Colorado's been the petri dish to test plenty of Democrat electoral strategies for many years.

I just wish I'd realized before last month "fraud" is one of those strategies...

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ClockworkGremlin -2 points ago +0 / -2

Anybody else think this guy sounds an awful lot like the blue-haired karens who got racial bonuses removed from D&D recently?

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ClockworkGremlin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Was a reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wwXphbJNBo

Related: "Forgiveness is between them and God. It's up to us to arrange the meeting." -one of the slogans of one of the military branches, don't remember which.

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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

That's where the famous brand of lube comes from, right? Kentucky Jelly?

Might need it.

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ClockworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember, God is forgiving.

They just have to ask him when they get there.

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ClockworkGremlin -1 points ago +0 / -1

This isn't a bastion of free speech. This is a HIGH ENERGY TRUMP RALLY. If you can't deal with that, then you probably don't belong here.

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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

It really is beginning to look a lot like Christmas, isn't it?

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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

Short drop hanging. I want their bodies to stay up as a reminder of what traitors get, until the elements and the animals bring them down.

by Porkbut
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ClockworkGremlin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, the difficulty finding ammunition right now has sent me looking at other alternatives to firearms.

Steel rods are still cheap and plentiful, for example, but I'm a bit strapped for the cash to develop a means to use them. (not asking for donations, I just need more hours at work.)

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ClockworkGremlin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just annex Colorado and hang everyone in Boulder and Denver. That'll turn the state red enough.

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ClockworkGremlin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Way I see it, we make them all martyrs and there won't be anyone left to act in their memory.

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ClockworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

we're looking into further disciplinary action as the proper authorities conduct their investigation.

Swing swing swing swing swing swing swing swing

by Porkbut
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ClockworkGremlin 6 points ago +6 / -0

He might regret that he didn't buy more. I certainly do.

by Porkbut
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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

I assume you're blaming the alcohol for the poor decision not to buy 10,000 rounds instead?

by Winston
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ClockworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gibbet time, they'll come around eventually.

by Winston
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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

Why would you do that to yourself? I thought it was mostly leftists who were into hardcore masochism.

by Winston
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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

I mostly use Palemoon, which is a fork of Firefox from about 8 years ago and mostly works with the same plugins, but Brave has better compatability overall since most of the web is built to work with Chrome.

by Winston
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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

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ClockworkGremlin 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't actually stand for or believe anything besides what they're told to stand for or believe. I saw a roommate do a 180 on abortion in a week because one week it wasn't a topic and the following week Bill Maher had gone all-out against babies.

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ClockworkGremlin 0 points ago +0 / -0

I haven't dismissed the possibility that Herman Cain was murdered, of course.

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