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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +2 / -1

Schizophrenia is a superpower.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't buy into psychiatrist bullshit in the first place. You'll get a different opinion from each one and the drugs are designed to keep you dependent, not independent.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tinder is for spreading STDs.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think it eliminates it. Don't be surprised how many people go undercover to subvert things.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can't even smash-and-pass anymore because they'll just hit you with a fake rape charge the morning after when they wake up with regret/shame.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's just women in general.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's about culture. However, the probability of people of a certain color having a shit culture which produces shit values and a shit life outcome can't be overlooked.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 68 points ago +68 / -0

Black people tipping... LOL. They only want to be seated at a booth, want extra napkins, are nit-picky about petty shit when they're in a restaurant.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Don't weight me."

*Makes up value to complete their 24-hour creatinine clearance calculation.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean the fat fuck who shut down NJ beaches and enjoyed a private beach for him and his family? He can eat shit and die of Clostridium perfringens.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seventh Generation? More like Third Generation because that's all it took to destroy America.

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