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ColonelTravis 7 points ago +8 / -1

Chinese people pronouncing one-der phonetically, as it would sound in Chinese, instead of its English pronunciation, so the double entendre would lose its meaning.

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this guy ever got into an honest fight, with another man, he would get absolutely rocked. Just look at his tiny wrists.

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ColonelTravis 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now, what could drive an Afghani muslim to madness, in San Francisco, I will never know.

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ColonelTravis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turns out, they’re both the same person, just a few weeks apart.

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ColonelTravis 12 points ago +12 / -0

My personal track record with both are very good, but Sikhs, especially, have been stellar. They actually assimilate, work hard, and value a strong nuclear family. Especially coming from a culture with a strong caste system, they seem to truly appreciate the upward mobility that America provides, or, used to.

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ColonelTravis 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don’t know why, but the exposed red brick walls really sent me over the edge. It reminds me of those people who move into “tiny homes” that are made out of shipping containers, with zero insulation.

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love that they would do the desk drills in schools that were in the middle of nowhere, Nebraska. Yeah, I’m sure that Khrushchev’s got a 50 megaton fat one, aimed at us.

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ColonelTravis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh, and peak stranger danger! My mom went all in, on that. Every time we went out, my mom gave me a code word to yell out, if I thought that I was being abducted.

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ColonelTravis 8 points ago +8 / -0

And the funny thing is, everyone in my classes always laughed at those things. Almost to a man, it was hilarious, and we never took it seriously. Yet, my generation has been utterly devastated into complete submission, by covid and climate paranoia. A lot of these kids are actually afraid, now; it is going to be another hard reckoning, when they become working adults.

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ColonelTravis 26 points ago +26 / -0

I had completely forgotten about that movie; I watched it at my grandpa’s house, when I was a kid.

When I was in around first or second grade, in the 90s, there was a huge killer bee panic, in my area. We had to spend an entire day watching a warning video, then go through drills, to learn how to deal with them. We had a speaker, who was stung near his pool, fell in, and nearly drowned. He told us that we would end up like Macauly Culkin, in My Girl. It was like the Dare program, but for killer bees. Looking back, it seems pretty bizarre.

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was (Oak Cliff), but he lived most of his career in Austin. He moved back to Dallas, shortly before he died.

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ColonelTravis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everyone should own a copy of Meditations. Give it to your friends, for Christmas. Read it with your children, once they’re old enough.

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ColonelTravis 7 points ago +7 / -0

I used to live in Austin. Austin died with Stevie Ray Vaughan.

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ColonelTravis 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apologizing isn’t just a strike; it’s bunting a foul, with two strikes. If you ever apologize to the left, for anything, it demonstrates that you either have a fundamental misunderstanding of our situation, you are a coward, or you are acting in bad faith. The left hates us, they will always hate us, and there is nothing that you can do, that will ever change that.

We are not fighting to own the libs, we are fighting for our lives. They are trying to exterminate us, and enslave the survivors, and she just apologized to one of the worst of them. 16 year-olds fought in sub-zero conditions, without shoes, to win our independence, and she’s apologizing to the enemies’ feelings! You cannot escape abuse, by appealing to your abuser’s moral proclivities!

“When will the lesson be learned? When will the lesson be learned? How many dictators must be wooed, appeased, good God, given immense privileges, before we learn? You cannot reason with a tiger, when your head is in its mouth!”

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ColonelTravis 1 point ago +1 / -0

The whole concept of a protected class is immoral, and antithetical to foundational American values. The individual is the only protected class; justice and law are metered out, individually.

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ColonelTravis 10 points ago +11 / -1

Many of our most famous Christmas songs were written by Jews, and I don’t believe that they were trying to subvert Christmas. I think that most Jews just want to go to a Chinese restaurant, for Christmas.

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for the correction.

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ColonelTravis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, then you will just have to take 3.33333333333 pills.

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anything can be illegal, when you attribute it to terrorism. Since it would take place on an airline, it would easily be charged as a federal crime.

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ColonelTravis 5 points ago +6 / -1

The Indians were not the first people here. The Clovis, for one, were here before they were. Second, these enormous swaths of land that we attribute to them, were not actually used. They primarily dwelt in a small percentage of their claimed land. They had no civilization there, no presence, and no use for it.

There is much more “stolen” land in Africa, land that was taken by other Africans, than the US settlements. In fact, there had recently been a large conquest of South Africa, not long before the Dutch arrived.

Ask these people where white people are native, see if you get an answer.

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love how Big Pharma was Satan, until right now.

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ColonelTravis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many people adopt atheism, because they believe that it will free them to enjoy the wonders of life, without guilt. Now that they believe that there is nothing after this, they are chained to the ground, for fear of losing it.

It is our experience on Earth that makes eternal life special; you will never know how much you actually valued something, until it is gone.

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