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CommanderDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Cheers" theme plays in my head.

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CommanderDaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They think you're even dumber than they are.

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CommanderDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The garage is the realm of MEN!

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CommanderDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a white American, I'm insulted. I think Chinese AND Japanese would also be insulted.

Is she thinking about the future plans for China to invade Japan?

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CommanderDaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell them you're waiting for the Merck Covid-19 vaccine.

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CommanderDaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm a sexual assault victim because I have sexual fantasies about 'MAGA' dudes."

"Sexual assault victims are just better than everyone else. Don't you dare challenge me on ANYTHING because I'm a sexual assault victim!"

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CommanderDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really don't know. It's above my pay grade.

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CommanderDaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

AKA "Fake eyelashes" ?

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CommanderDaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also: infertility, auto-immune disease,

..and when challenged by the next coronavirus: cytokine storm

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CommanderDaddy 9 points ago +9 / -0

'...potentially invade one or more countries' is probably most likely.

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CommanderDaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh. You're really talking about a truck?

I thought this was a metaphor for something....

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CommanderDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course he was. He was ordered to let them into the Capitol. Gotta tie up the loose ends.

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