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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are in a period of smash & grab politics. The cameras are off, law has been bribed, and they're going to take everything.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is completely inaccurate. Harris has no whites on her eyeballs. They're just glistening black orbs, like fish eggs.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

It shouldn't surprise you that they don't give a shit about collateral damage. In their eyes, it's a worthy sacrifice. They are no different than terrorists who clamp bomb vests onto innocent people in the middle east. All means justify the ends.

Good guys have rules, villains do not.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Justice ACB was being sworn in, they went on about how she shouldn't accept her nomination under such extreme circumstances, seeing as it was so questionable because of... reasons. They questioned and condemned her character as she accepted even though her appointment was legal and responsibly fulfilled.

Now we have asshole Joe doing the opposite. Questionable circumstances, allegations of fraud, and him fidgeting in his seat, waiting to get his hands on the valuables. They're fine with that.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Justice ACB was being sworn in, they went on about how she shouldn't accept her nomination under such extreme circumstances, seeing as it was so questionable because of... reasons. They questioned and condemned her character as she accepted even though her appointment was legal and responsibly fulfilled.

Now we have asshole Joe doing the opposite. Questionable circumstances, allegations of fraud, and him fidgeting in his seat, waiting to get his hands on the valuables. They're fine with that.

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sounds like a leftist's work ethic, all right.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's full of Californians.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are groups on the left that honestly believe that they are at war with us. The moderate left has been quiet and complicit with these ideas. None on the left who have disagreed have been given much attention by the media. In the event they win, we're looking at groups who would literally go door to door to attack us, and a party that would grant them silent, obedient consent.

I know we tend to put such ideas behind a curtain of thought that says it will never happen, but the US has never seen things taken to this level of lunacy before. Even if the chance is small, it should still terrify you.

Voting is the only physical, realistic action you can take to prevent this nonsense from going any further. If we waste the opportunity, we lose any right to complain when things get worse.

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Constipatriot 139 points ago +139 / -0

DON'T GET COMPLACENT. They are NOT above cheating. Expect the unexpected. Whatever trick or plan they've been putting together behind the scenes is about to come into play. If you choose to believe they've been running a clean playbook with honest belief that Joe can pull this off on actual merit, that's on you.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're out of ideas and just copying Trump's successful gathering formats. Left on their own, the best they can come up with are standing in safety circles 10 feet apart and rioting in the streets.

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Constipatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

I've posted this once before, forgive the copy/paste.

The whole Biden family are very practiced and entitled assholes at large. I have a tale for you, as it was told to me.

In the late 80s, one of the Biden sons was pulled over and arrested for driving under the influence coming over a bridge into NJ from Philly. A local attorney was scrambled that night to handle this and get him out asap. This was done, expert witnesses were called in to testify about toxicology in court, and the case was over without anything sticking.

The job was completed and weeks go by with the attorney and witness' bills unpaid (these were testimonial experts recognized by the court and didn't come cheap.) Calls were made to the Biden estate in Delaware.

Eventually they were able to reach the mother of the house (Joe's mom Catherine, as I heard it) who responded to the request for money owed with a condescending chuckle and "Honey, we're BIDENS. We don't pay."

I guarantee they pulled this same shit at the computer shop, only he still had the laptop after being told to eat shit when it was time to pay up. In the end, the help they told to go get the laptop didn't do it because they didn't want to pay for it themselves, and the Bidens' elitist attitude towards regular folks finally came back to bite them in the ass.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't set it to anything that might give the sense that Biden is made of anything more solid than oatmeal.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hey, my opinion on sweeping changes to government infrastructure and altering judicial impartiality in the name of liberal supremacy is above your paygrade, peasant!"

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was this intended as theater or did they actually believe this would fix something? They've screwed up so much and accomplished so little that the line is getting blurry. Their idea of problem solving is to gesture and bribe the people causing the problem. Same as every corporation that threw money to BLM after tweeting about it, and the same as Biden offering 20 billion to save the rainforests with no strings attached.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's so deluded he thinks commentary would add to the weight of such an event. Picture any meaningful historical footage that would be improved with "Hey all it's ya boy. Yo please remember to like and subscribe it helps me out a lot, also check out our patreon, anyway today we're lining evil dudes up..."

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

"If I work 16 johns a night and 3 are Trump supporters, then the math clearly indicates..."

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Constipatriot 31 points ago +31 / -0

"I will not stay around" indicates her view of the relationship is only how it benefits her. "I will leave him" would indicate that she's with him to begin with. "Staying around" is how one might describe working a boring job that gets the bills paid but she's probably not working a job, just the husband.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

You could probably punch in "I am groot" on a loop on his teleprompter and he'd repeat it for 8-10 minutes before realizing something was up. It would probably be one of his better speeches.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks just like the devil from Victorian lore. Throw a goatee and some horns on him and he looks like he walked straight out of a folktale.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not about him winning or even being electable, as much as they pretend otherwise. It's about propping him up as a political rival to avoid the bloodbath an investigation into Joe's quid pro quo and other dealings would bring down on the whole rotten party. Joe didn't win his way into the election, he was simply the only one left standing as others bailed out on his behalf.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

They've tried everyyhing they can think of except acting like decent, productive people. They are 100% psychological operations and zero policy or virtue.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

The real challenge is learning to wipe your ass with the other arm. You dont realize how much of what you're doing is muscle memory until you're forced to re-learn.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I lost a bet and regret to inform you that we WILL be having intercourse."

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