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ConstutionalCarry 10 points ago +10 / -0

Luckily, it's CNN. Their viewers are barely smart enough to drink out of the toilet.

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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jedi Master Mike and his padawan, Obami-Want Knob-y.

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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were created before the RNG seed bug was fixed.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their only known weaknesses? Call them by their "dead names" and watch them REEEEEE back to the jedi temple.

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ConstutionalCarry 4 points ago +5 / -1

Why the hell did we have to let women into government?

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

So tired of these White... er... males... um... Who can be blamed for this??

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can tell it's not really him. This guy looks 20 years younger than actual Joe.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next, they'll go ahead and start them on hormone injections with the vaccine.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

That bitch is crazy - even for a woman.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even the fucking dog is confused.

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ConstutionalCarry 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they name it after the father, it'll be "Cuck". If they name it after the mother, it will be "Whore".

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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like Alf fucked Treebeard.

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ConstutionalCarry 4 points ago +4 / -0

We should combine the NBA and WNBA. All teams must have 3 "female" and 2 "male" players on the court at all times. Let's go full clown world with this shit and have some fun with it.

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ConstutionalCarry 7 points ago +7 / -0

They should just shut the Muffington Post down.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even with makeup, that is one ugly fucking man.

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