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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coming to you soon on CNN: "Former CIA Director Jane Brennan is here with us tonight to talk about her stunning and brave transformation..."

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ConstutionalCarry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just more identity politics bullshit. Instead of focusing on all movies that are good, regardless of the creator, we're focusing on any piece of shit made by a person with a "front hole".

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ConstutionalCarry 12 points ago +13 / -1

That's a good thing. It lets you easily identify the idiots to avoid.

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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't shoot 3-pointers if you got no arm. I'd start by investigating the Golden State Warriors.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Their next ad will be for an ivory-colored SUV with a large V8 engine. It will be called "The Fury of White Power".

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ConstutionalCarry 4 points ago +5 / -1

He said it would be historically black colleges. Free shitty education is still shitty education. Not that the ivy league is a bastion of intellect these days, sadly...

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can see the child crying out in horror.

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ConstutionalCarry 8 points ago +8 / -0

So the third branch of government is completely useless like the other two now. Disappointing but not surprising.

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ConstutionalCarry 65 points ago +65 / -0

Because he's not meeting with anyone. He's asleep in the rocking chair. It's his handlers that are holding meetings.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try Podcast App. They have a paid version, but the non-paid version works fine.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are those the new robot dogs the NYPD is using?

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ConstutionalCarry 22 points ago +22 / -0

She needs to isolate from her children by putting a plastic bag over her head and tying it tightly.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

You bigots are just jealous that Brenda hit his... er... her growth spurt early. He... um... she is a strong, powerful wymxn. When his... damn... her balls smack these little biches in the forehead when he dunks on them, it will be the definition of strength.

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ConstutionalCarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he still remembered who and where he was after 5 minutes. Doesn't seem very presidential in 2021.

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ConstutionalCarry 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Fags... er... Feds aren't trying to find her because she's dangerous. Joe saw her picture and wants to sniff her.

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ConstutionalCarry 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm quite surprised, honestly. I figured Obama would have them both on conference call when he gives his orders.

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