He should preach to the inmates, see what happens.
Who would'a thought I'd ever be thankful to be living in Illinois? I've always said, they're corrupt as zog, but the Machine isn't woke. They like having the lights on...
Let it burn, I've always wanted to see history like that.
I see nothing wrong with any of this. Indeed, sounds like a pretty good advertisement.
Dangum, he really tore you a new one. He's got a good point, why did you believe something you read in a hostile newspaper?
Apolitical? Groovy, Could do with a bit less constant angst in my life.
Who delivers it then? USPS? Is that much better?
Need some delivery alternatives here...
What model is that?
No no, let him run off, sometimes people learn best from some other idiot's dumb mistake.
And definitely don't make it absolutely clear that you're gonna release it anyway no matter what they do...
I've had a dry racking cough for oh, the last seven years or so. How would I even know If I've got any symptoms?
He clearly means to release it anyway, what good is an insurance polity that's identical to his plans if they leave him alone? May as well go scorched earth for the sake of spite and luck at that point...
Wow, you are, not very good at this, are you? Like, I feel like I'm listening to someone read lines in a play, you know, that third-grade monotone when the speaker doesn't know how to add emotion.
Are you a text-to-speech bot?
It's a competitive market, dot's a good thing!
Sure, if somebody other than the same establishment dude runs I'll vote for the newcomer. Can't vote for people who don't run and then sneer about corrupt politicians...
That's the real problem you know, everybody says that politicians are corrupt, that it's a disreputable profession. So, the only people who go into it are the people looking to make a career in corruption.
How can he call a senator if he's busy shutting up?
Hey look, fireplace tinder! Useful!
Voted out? With those lovely new Dominion machines they demoed? They mean to ignore you and collect your vote anyway. Gotta do something just a bit more energetic than leave a polite voicemail.
Back to the 60's man.
I get hideous pressure headaches whenever I fly (twice in the last decade), so I really don't give a gorram.
Sure, we'll all vote for you!
There's a family-owned pancake house type restaurant in my town that's been quietly ignoring Pritzker's shutdown order this entire time. Nobody gives a damn about masks one way or the other either. Lovely place to get a weekly bowl of soup and sandwich.
What does the Holocaust have to do with democracy?
That $600 is gonna pay for me to go away to DC...
Ooh, they really rolled snake eyes, conservative and Christian.