With the weather turning ever colder it is time to start putting on hats, scarves, ski-masks and other such accoutrements that help avoid such inconveniences as pneumonia. But how am I to avoid complying with mask mandates whilst at the same time wearing a face-obscuring (and very warm) balaclava?

It's a silly question, but I'm of an intensely contrary nature and would hate to risk that some liberal might think I agree with him.

Just what it says on the tin. Friendly reminder, what?