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CoolidgeThough 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dang. I got hit by a car an I still look better than that.

Not to mention he's bleeding out of his face.

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CoolidgeThough 5 points ago +5 / -0

Early transcript of Mueller's testimony:

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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CoolidgeThough 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I see! Replacing the 3.9% "confirmed" case fatality rate of coronavirus with the 100% case fatality rate of homicide is sure to make California look like a safer state to live in.

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CoolidgeThough 2 points ago +2 / -0

Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.

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CoolidgeThough 4 points ago +4 / -0

How exactly is releasing people from confinement to let them roam around freely supposed to prevent spreading a virus anyway?

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CoolidgeThough 6 points ago +6 / -0

I rather cry for all the other teargas canisters, who might not fulfill such noble purpose in their lives.

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CoolidgeThough 3 points ago +3 / -0

Neither "Small" nor "Chinese" bode well for scientific studies.