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CornPopWasABadDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can I die to the CoronaVirus, I've already died from Net Neutrality? Let alone the great purge of half the country due to the gun violence over the last ten years that uncle Joe told me Bernie was in part responsible for?

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CornPopWasABadDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to Socialism...

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CornPopWasABadDude 23 points ago +23 / -0

Whats the going rate on Joe Biden threatening physical assault in the general debate on Trump once he gets hit with a REAL question and he has no answers. Dude's a total clown show and its going to be incredibly epic once he gets real questions and he can't even put together an coherent answer let alone a credible one. Cheers to 2020 Pedes!

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CornPopWasABadDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

A brilliant campaign of not visiting key states, virtually no public appearances whilst her opponent was out grinding 18+ hours a day, overspending to record setting levels, headed by the absolute genius Skippy John himself. The same Skippy who had genius level strategies of trying to create an unaware and compliant citizenry and like a true wizard, intelligently fell for a phishing email and was exposed to the world as a spirit cooking fuckface. You guys just don't understand how smart this campaign actually was, but dont worry, here at The Intelligencer, we have the intellect to keep up and tell you what to think. Trust us and don't be a dumb...

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CornPopWasABadDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beto to Bernie Bros

"Hell yeah we're taking your nomination!"

Let the ultra REE-ing begin.

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CornPopWasABadDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys.

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CornPopWasABadDude 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll be so disappointed if we aren't inundated with ads showing Joe sniffing and touching inappropriately. Combine that with his being unable to put together a coherent thought(the debates are going to be epic) and I can't see how undecideds would cast their vote for him.

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