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CousinEddie 12 points ago +12 / -0

I headed to SandersForPresident now to find the meltdown! This is going to be awesome.

edit: article isn't on reddit at all. I'm banned from the echo chambers, can someone with an active account drop it into the cuck cave?

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CousinEddie 6 points ago +9 / -3

Having a beautiful and competent woman should be the only play moving forward.

Beautiful women obviously attract men to listen, but FAR MORE women pay attention to and LISTEN to a beautiful woman. All the celebrity shows and magazines, model instagrams, fitness instagrams, those are followed massively by other women.

A beautiful woman has far more power and control over other women than she does a man. A man just wants to stare and oogle her. Women will follow her, listen to her, talk about her to her their friends, and most important - women will take the advice of a beautiful woman over anyone else.

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CousinEddie 6 points ago +6 / -0

I worked for an Ivy League hospital and it was insane how immoral and full of hubris they were. I was an executive consultant which is sort of like a personal trainer for business intelligence. The amount of money they made, that I made, and my fellow consultants and their retarded 'clients' made was ungodly.

It was the most hypocritial, nepotistic, and caste-system company I've ever seen. After 3 years of their executives doing basically nothing I felt like I was stealing. Since nobody would actually action on our advice or even show up to meetings, I began sleeping in my offic, rolling into work around 11am, and turned my giant office into a play area. I had putters, a banging sound system, and video games. They loved to stop by and waste time with me, when I was actually around, or they'd order free meals for us and the other do-nothing executives.

Some of them would make jokes about how little we worked and me being a consultant, "don't put this in your reports, har har"

If this was was finance, where I came from, I'd be fine with that. But this was healthcare which is fuckin broke and every dollar counts. We were laying off nurses and staff every year to "cut costs" and here we were with all the perks in the world. We'd have after work boat parties, comp'd lunches at nice restaurants, free parking, etc. Then I'd sit in awe as they decided who to lay off while never once considering that it was us who ate the lions share of the budget.

We were never on the chopping block. That's for the little people.

I left after 3 years, wrote them a literal "Fuck you and your values" email on my way out, and went back to investment banking. I made a lot more money and my people actually did great work for their clients. I will never again get anywhere near a fuckin univerisity. They are truly disgusting leeches.

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ya man, you really over did it. Some other great ones:

You could've worn scrubs in a mall massage kiosk and be labeled a "healthcare hero".

You could've had to walk your bosses dog and be labeled a "victim".

none of these words have any meaning now.

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CousinEddie 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can't even imagine admitting to someone IRL that I actually used reddit. Thats pretty embarassing and even if you do go there, you don't fucking tell people about it.

Any normie who goes on Reddit will see the front page full of desperate sluts flashing their buttholes, anime porn, "I cleaned my room despite my depression", and Orange Man bad".

20 seconds on reddit and they'll think you're part of that pervert league of morons.

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CousinEddie 14 points ago +15 / -1

Remember that porn bimbo who wouldn't have sex with gay men b/c she feared AIDS? Twitter went after her for discriminating against diseased fags.

She kept logging into twitter over and over to "fight" the mob and eventually got so upset she killed herself. And people felt sad for her.

All she had to do was not go on twitter and her life would've been 100% the same. These people are addicts and social media is the new smoking. Instead of giving you cancer, it gives you serious depression.

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CousinEddie 13 points ago +13 / -0

Diabetes and sickle cell will claim our national treasure.

And nothing of value will be lost.

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CousinEddie 10 points ago +13 / -3

I worked in a hospital for 3 years. Nurses are just female construction workers. They party hard, they’re crass, they’re bullies, it’s the exact same behavior seen by men building skyscrapers.

It’s important work but they are NOT angels nor is it a lifetime career. The burnout and fatigue takes a huge toll on their bodies and emotional stability.

We need nurses, but have a plan to get out bc it is not a sustainable life plan nor a sustainable way to live happily. Do your “tour” and have a plan to bounce out bc you won’t be happy long term. A lot of those women were miserable with heavy alcohol issues and food binges.

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CousinEddie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Her political career is completely over.

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CousinEddie 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yikes is the new Doggo.

A word for reddit's lemming sheep.

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CousinEddie 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fat Girl Stacy Abrams

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CousinEddie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ive watched a few movies during the covid lockdown panic and holy cats does their 'art' fucking suck.

So many duds.

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CousinEddie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikes. It’s almost if there’s a pandemic going on. Someone doesn’t believe in science and it shows.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go fight the war against cars. People are still in OUR bike lane and WE don’t deserve this

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CousinEddie 13 points ago +13 / -0

The entire sites purpose was to mock the media. I have Drew’s old book that’s full of media nonsense. Back in the early 2000s it was like this site.

Then it became a media mouthpiece and became part of the joke itself.

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CousinEddie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guess no more articles about tranny freaks or filming a 600lb ginger eating himself to death.

Sorry, couldn’t care less.

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CousinEddie 16 points ago +17 / -1

Under current law, they cannot apply for citizenship while here undocumented.

This was the big problem with DACA and Obama/Democrats. They didn't provide any pathways to citizenship, ever. These people can only apply while living in their home country, they cannot become citizens while here illegally or as DACA.

They can thank the Democrats for hanging them out to dry on that issue. That was 100% Obummer.

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CousinEddie 16 points ago +20 / -4

The democrats completely fucked them. They cannot wait in line here, there literally is no path to ciizenship.

According to current law, every one of them must go home and THEN apply for citizenship while in their country of citizenship. The Dems pushed DACA reform hard and Trump said he was open to pathways, then they left the DACA people hanging.

So ya, getting in line means leaving. They cannot apply while in country. Enjoy your democratic friends!

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