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CousinLennyrd 2 points ago +2 / -0

"If you can't tell, we're not afraid anymore." Quote of the year.

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CousinLennyrd 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you die, Crom will ask you, what is the riddle of MAGA? If you do not know it, he will cast you out of Pepehalla and laugh at you.

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CousinLennyrd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Velocipede Peperaptor. Lethal at 6 months. Astonishing jumpers. Preys on yellow bellied granolacommies. If it wasn't for the cataclysmic events that wiped them out, they would be the dominant species on this planet.

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CousinLennyrd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh, that's a bat. I thought they recast baby Yoda with a black actor.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

That machine will kill a facist. Slowly, one trip at a time to the twinkee aisle.

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CousinLennyrd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks. Peppermint Patty and Snoopy were the only ones I liked. Pretty funny though.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sorry your mom's boyfriend stuck his finger in your butt.

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CousinLennyrd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man that was one of them semi auto assualt excavators.

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CousinLennyrd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, you mental midget, that is what shall not be infringed means. You are worried about a crazy person with a gun, when you should be worried about a crazy person in control of an army.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been in Mad Max mode most of my life, but with the skills I have I could probably make a very crappy ujoint, that wouldn't last very long, wouldn't hold up to the torque, and cost a shitload of machining time. We have been so blessed with low cost high quality parts, I think we are fixing to find out the hard way just how much we take for granted.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

What part of "shall not be infringed." Does this tallywhacker not comprehend?

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CousinLennyrd 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Israeli government is going to give Hitler an inferiority complex.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope they put on rubber gloves before they try to find each other's petronus.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

AOC is just a life support system for a p****. Nothing more.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, Bernie just break out your checkbook and make a contribution to my broke ass.

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CousinLennyrd 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's pretty low to put nekkid picks of your own mother on the internet.

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CousinLennyrd 8 points ago +9 / -1

They brought the wrong equipment. If they brought a silage chopper, they would have thug soup.

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CousinLennyrd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wha you mean "we" paleface? I tore the tag off a mattess.😉

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