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Covfefe1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

STOP, STOP, I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD! This guy has a bright future ahead if he plays his cards right.

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Covfefe1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does no one else find it strange that Cruz is doing an interview with the media, and is being silenced by the brother of the governor who's policies he's criticizing? This is the kind of BS you'd expect from some middle-eastern dictatorship or African banana republic.

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's this a violent mob? Time to leave my protective 5k lbs weapon and point a bow at them...

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Covfefe1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canadian here. Getting a lot of joy from seeing Trump win a landslide victory!

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Britain has been cucked for ages...They'll tolerate things that would shock your average American. Look into the sale of TV licenses and how BBC agents come to your house to try and force you to pay. They used to drive around in vans that had electronic detectors to see who had a new TV.

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought that was Scary Movie 2? Saw it in theatres when I was 17, the dinner seen with Chris Elliott had us crying

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jokes on them, only disenfranchised republicans are Romney supporters.

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the opposite of an erection? I can smell the cat piss through my screen.

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Covfefe1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

He seems really defeated, maybe that list was actually his true polling numbers?

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you know "Who let the dogs out" is about ugly chicks in the club?

Learn something new everyday!

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait a minute! You mean braindead communists hate America?

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not really, just corporate America wanting relations with China to be business as usual, so they can exploit their slave labor

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

To think there's foreigners out there that respect America more than some people born in it.

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not on this border, downside though is I'd be in New York state....

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

The art is totally not what you would expect. Go check it out for yourself.

It'll be worth it when they commemorate the original painting, by making another one 10x the size after Nov.

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Covfefe1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

For that kind of money, hell I'd sneak into the USA. Better than what's going on in this communist shit hole.

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

How Seahorses are Breaking Gender Stereotypes lol. This is pure gold, favorited.

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