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Covfefe1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

How needs bullets when your forehead can deflect a thermonuclear blast?

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love Abe, gonna miss that guy. You can tell by his look he's totally got Trump's back.

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was a great speaker, and he will always be remembered for crushing the USSR. On the other hand, some of his policies we're very deep-statish. Iran-Contra and all that bs.

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look at these losers lol

I don't think anyone takes these fools seriously.

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

This hit me right in the feels. I can't even imagine how hard it must be to live with the memory of a lost loved one.

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch out she has a bandolier loaded with twinkies.

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Covfefe1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's all political theatre...Did you really think it was ever anything else?

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Covfefe1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hang in there friend, we're all praying for your mom.

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Covfefe1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy ****, this is my new fav quote of all time! I'm pissing myself right now.

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here I am with a full 14th-century harness and a 5160 poleaxe and no church asking for protection...

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much of loser do you have to be to flip off fireworks?

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it didn't play to an empty airport waiting area, who would watch CNN?

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

No context, can't assume what this was about. Apparently, the boyfriend shot him and was cutting in line ahead of everyone at a gas station. Argument ensued and shot followed.

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Covfefe1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

GAINING SPEED! THE ENERGY IS SPREADING!!!!

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Covfefe1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Carleton Banks all grown up and ready to whoop some ass!

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Covfefe1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd drive 2000km to attend and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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Covfefe1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

He knows they're f*****, and his legacy is one big steaming turd.

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