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Crazyteeth 35 points ago +35 / -0

what space capsule?

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Crazyteeth 10 points ago +10 / -0

upvoted. promise kept. although now i regret it

lol

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Crazyteeth 8 points ago +8 / -0

NCBuck - show us your tits! i'll upvote you.

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Crazyteeth 9 points ago +12 / -3

i mean who can honestly ask if something this small is a nuke?

possibly a Davy Crockett, but the scale of the explosion makes me wonder if the OP has ever in his life seen a video of a nuclear detonation.

it's quite an assinine question.

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

she's beyond ugly. kind of like mongoloid mixed with a Hottentot.

disgusting. i bet her vagina is multilingual

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Crazyteeth 0 points ago +1 / -1

would you fags and shills get a room please?

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Crazyteeth 4 points ago +4 / -0

it's funny. My coworker and i have become friends and while he likes soccer, we decided to pick an NHL team and start watching hockey since niether of us ever really have.

So he chose the Maple Leafs and we started watching and talking about them. 3 weeks later NHL stopped because of the Kung Flu and now this shit. We were both eager for hockey to restart but now we're like, 'i aint watching that shit now'. so now we're bored at work again.

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

the mexicans have stoolen all the copper (rare earth metal apparently) and now the US Mint can't make pennies. Gasp

i don't buy it

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

all i can think of is the bean-eating farting scene from Blazing Saddles.

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

in a sea of terrible or five-year old memes, Bee always rekindles the hope

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Crazyteeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

thank the 9 people in the supreme court for shutting down prop 9 in cali. after it overwhelmingly passed.

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

unless the next word is "Farnsworth"

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Crazyteeth 4 points ago +4 / -0

i hope someone does sue them for medical malpractice. it would be hilarious.

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Crazyteeth 3 points ago +3 / -0

good deal! there's no better way to devote your life than to transporting Marines to where they are needed!

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Crazyteeth 6 points ago +6 / -0

right, this shit is ridiculous.

and some faggot invented the ice cream SCOOP, but not the ice cream. lol no one gives a shit. you think we're be eating SQUARE ice cream without some fag that made a spoon?

an ironing board? why not credit that woman for inventing the Saw Horse?

super soaker, but not the watergun?

refrigerator "improvements" but not the refrigerator?

what a joke list. i'm so glad i'm not a commie having to do mental gymnastics to appease fragile white females.

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Crazyteeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

the trigger man look slike Robert Downy Jr. from Tropic Thunder lol.

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Crazyteeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

my apologies for not capitalizing the M in Marines. i hate that i missed that, and can't edit it.

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Crazyteeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

yup, me too.

that idiot didn't create shit. he got lucky and bought the right thing at the right time.

he didn't even finish college so how can he be part of the intelligentsia?

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Crazyteeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

make the hand smaller lol

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