There’s a reason why Michael Scott hates Toby and HR.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

What a magical night.

“I’m not sick.”

“Then why are you wearing a mask?”

“To help protect other people.”

“But you’re not sick.”

NPCdialogue.exe SYSTEM FAILURE

I can’t tell you how many left swipes I’ve had to make all because they had the three letters “BLM” in their profile.

I literally just bought one two days ago. I love it.

I love this place.

I lost it at “I’m not a bitch”.

Looks like an upstanding citizen.

I hate online classes. I’m definitely an in-class kind of person.

I’m so going to troll him on Twatter.

I could watch this all day

You’re a lying, dog-faced pony soldier.

Hillary: Very sad to hear of Ghislaine Maxwell’s suicide.

Those four in the “Republicans for Bernie Sanders” shirts look like they have degrees in Gender Studies.

I think they added an extra splash of retard in there. Some of the shit going on right now is beyond Onion and Babylon Bee.

Agonizingly accurate.

It’s a miracle virus. It’s also cured the flu and cancer since no one is dying from them anymore.

Tucker definitely lurks here. Hi Tucker!!

I guess that puts me in the 35%.

I’m deep undercover.

Better late than never.

I’ve seen it on COPS when the officer wasn’t even touching the suspect and they were saying they couldn’t breathe. That line is used more often than people realize.

Never in the history of the US were the healthy quarantined.

“But but muh party switch.”