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I just wanted to say "thank you" to everyone who has been showing such tremendous support for those of us who went to DC. I had to go through a ton of bullshit, and your messages kept me going

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01/06/2020

Attendance is greater than anyone had expected or anticipated. The raw surging mass of humanity floods the capitol and neighboring areas. Every street, every sidewalk, every stoop, every horizontal surface is consumed.

All are gathered cheek to jowl in their red hats under skies rumbling with distant thunder from unknown sources. Giant screens show the president approach a podium on the stage. 'My fellow Americans," he begins. "you know that I have brought you here for a very important reason. I must admit to you that I have been placed into an unwinnable position. Therefore, I must confess to you that I am, in fact guilty of gross corruption, collusion with foreign powers, and other serious breeches of national security."

Trump then lifts his right hand beneath his chin and slowly pulls up on his skin until he has removed a mission impossible like mask to reveal:

Joseph Robinette Biden.

The real Trump family then swarms onto stage and helps dizzy creepy joe back into his straight jacket and wheelchair.

Roll credits.

Bonus scene: After credits roll, we see an ominous scene with joe's wheelchair empty on its side with one wheel slowly spinning under an overcast sky.

His straightjacket dangles undone from one handle.

We hear a ratlike scuttling. Suddenly there is a flash of hideous pantsuit. Cut to black.

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If you have a mint.com account, delete it NOW! (media.patriots.win) 🐂💩 BULLSHIT💩🐂
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You rang? (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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at the condiment bar

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GET. FUCKING. HYPED! (youtu.be) ⚠️ HIGH ENERGY⚠️
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Shh Mods are asleep, time to TAPLAP! (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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Shhhh Mods are asleep, time to TAPLAP! (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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Shhhh Mods are asleep, time to TAPLAP! (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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GO GET EM BOIS

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They don't think it be like it is but it do. (media.patriots.win) 🚁 FREE CHOPPER RIDES 🚁
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We have BLATANTLY obvious fraud going on, with multiple states showing more votes than voters, midnight pauses with magic ballots, count watchers being thrown out and windows covered up... Now they've really done it by announcing that Sleepy Joe has more votes than any candidate in history.... They really, really F'd this up. The convictions will be historic and massively red-pilling.

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