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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well now the "Build back better" slogan makes a little sense.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was gonna chime in with "you spelled 'try and hang' wrong" before I got to your last sentence, but I agree completely.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the "QAnon supporters" phrase; it's an absolutely, one hundred percent imaginary accusation. How do you prove or disprove whether someone "supports" a movement that itself has not been proven or disproven to actually exist?

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've still got my no-restrictions NY permit from the '80s... the fine print says you're supposed to surrender it when you leave the state. Don't worry; I'm not going back any time ever.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

The kids around here will sit on a curb in order to get free wifi... if I used it I'd set it up so the only things you could access are sites like this and then make it public.

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Cutter 5 points ago +11 / -6

I really have a hard time understanding why people think secession is a good idea. To me it's akin to abandoning your home because someone burglarized it.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well what passes for "normal" these days leaves me bewildered. Not just the people who seem to spend their every waking moment yakking to someone on their cell phones, but people who are apparently addicted to bottled water. When I was growing up, people frequently went 8 hours or more without water and didn't die.

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Cutter 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Committed to building back better..."

Why not just call a spade a spade and say "We're rebuilding the swamp bigger and better than ever"?

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sugar is a necessary nutrient, but that having been said there is simply NO reason for a 12 ounce drink to contain the equivalent of nearly five teaspoons of sugar. "All things in moderation" is still good advice.

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Cutter 6 points ago +6 / -0

"plinking stuff"... 22LR now available in Extra Long, Extra Wide, Extra Heavy, & Extra Expensive.

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Cutter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reminds me of Clint Eastwood's character, I think it was, who shot off the tip of a guy's left ear, while aiming at the other ear said, "But I've got to warn you, my gun pulls a bit to the right".

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I'm guessing there aren't a lot of poker players on this site...

Apparently most people would rather believe whatever they don't understand is either racist or stupid than try to understand them.

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ineffable fuckery.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess it's time to update the old saw about reality just being a cop-out for people who can't cope with drugs to "Reality's just a place where people who can't handle social media hang out".

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even not-stupid people can be easily confused.

I had a canine born to a wolf/husky hybrid and sired by an illiterate coyote (totally ignored the "No Trespassing" signs). When asked what kind of dog it was, my mom started to say, "He's one third wolf..." - and she studied genetics.

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Cutter -2 points ago +8 / -10

And THAT, my friends, is why President Trump issued an executive order banning bump stocks. Anyone familiar with the way he plays the game should have recognized it from the beginning.

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess the question here is "If gravity can cause a normally inanimate object like a rock to become animate, would a leftist dropped from a helicopter still be a leftist?"

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither Biden nor Harris will ever be considered legitimate by normal people of any country. The whole world knows it's a charade.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

"too" is a three letter word that comes complete with its own spelling and meaning.

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's ineffable.

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's face it, most of humanity IS male oriented, but for mostly sensible reasons. Strong women, and men, affect change by working to IMPROVE the existing condition, while those who slipped through the cracks of natural selection try to make themselves feel powerful by running roughshod over society. It's society's fault for not putting them in their place...

There's a fine line between chauvinism and chivalry.

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