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Cuzyoudbeinjail 10 points ago +10 / -0

How's ya mom an dem?

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta buy pants with unfinished legs and get em custom hemmed. Only 4 available shoes in the store that size. I feel your pain

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 11 points ago +11 / -0

World champion even.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have them here and they are vegetarians so they taste great.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get the glands out and make a gravy.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's kinda been a thing. People do it usually because allergies, but I wouldn't doubt if they were a sheep.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 12 points ago +12 / -0

Saw a dude at sonic sitting in his car with one of those homemade masks like he was the normal one. I was giggling everytime I looked his way.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 10 points ago +10 / -0

I went to autozone today and the older white lady manager asked me where my mask was. I told her I had a medical issue and she says, oh we have curb service, I told her I'm already in here lemme get a ball joint press. I got my press and left. Fucking Karens.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hardly anyone realizes that the dollar is directly tied to oil. As soon as the US stops producing oil is when the dollar hits rock bottom. Look up petrodollar and it's effect on the worldwide economy, then ask yourself why do they want to get rid of oil?

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just saying do your own research and not jump on the bandwagon. Also I'm not saying my phone isn't, but it is Korean at least.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 7 points ago +7 / -0

Toyota Tacoma

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's mandatory in my state and I haven't worn one yet. Just say you have a medical thing and they CANNOT question you. If they do instant lawsuit.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 9 points ago +12 / -3

A pellet rifle and a black iron pot will take care of any tree rat problem.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just say "medical" when they walk up to me and they spin around faster than Tazmanian devil.

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