6. A good tactic is one your people enjoy. - Saul Alinsky

WELCOME WINNERS TO THE FIRST EVER .WIN EDITION OF...

MEME!

MAGIC!

FRIDAY!

I AM YOUR HOST, u/D4rkd3str0yer, RESIDENT SHITPOSTMASTER GENERAL OF THEDONALD.WIN! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW HERE, MEME MAGIC FRIDAY IS ONE OF THE OLDEST INSTITUTIONS OF THIS COMMUNITY. DATING BACK TO FEBRUARY 2016, MEME MAGIC FRIDAY HAS BEEN ONE OF THE PRIMARY SOURCES OF MEMES IN THE T_D AND NOW .WIN COMMUNITY SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING.

OF COURSE, HERE AT MEME MAGIC FRIDAY WE RELY MOST ON OUR SPONSORS. AS ALWAYS, WE ARE SPONSORED BY ALL BOLD ALL CAPS TEXT: FOR A HIGHER ENERGY TYPE! OUR IMAGE HOSTING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY u/techied AND MAGA.HOST, WHO WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE A BRAND NEW ALBUM FEATURE JUST FOR US! BE SURE TO THANK HIM! ALSO THIS WEEK WE ARE SPONSORED BY REDDIT. THANKS TO REDDIT, THIS IS THE ONLY MEME MAGIC FRIDAY THAT EXISTS ON THE INTERNET, OUTSIDE OF ARCHIVES. THEIR CENSORSHIP HAS BEEN A BOON TO THIS WEBSITE AND ONLY SERVES TO GROW OUR COMMUNITY FURTHER! FUCK YOU, REDDIT. FUCK YOU, SPEZ.

SPEAKING OF SPEZ, THE TITLE OF THIS MMF WAS VERY NEARLY "PEDOS GET THE DEATH PENALTY EDITION". MY FELLOW MODS ENCOURAGED ME TO GO WITH SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE. I ASK YOU PEDES, WHAT'S NEGATIVE ABOUT "DEATH TO PEDOS?" NOTHING! WHILE WE DON'T HAVE EVIDENCE OF SPEZ'S PEDOPHILIA YET (ONLY HIS CANNIBALISM), THE CAPTURE OF EPSTEIN MADAME MAXWELL IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION. AND A CELEBRATORY TIME IT IS, AS JUNE 19TH JULY 4TH IS FAST APPROACHING - A DAY THAT DESERVES OUR FULL ATTENTION.

1619 1776 SAW THE BIRTH OF THE GREATEST NATION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. EVERY PREVIOUS GREAT NATION IN THE WEST, FROM ALEXANDER'S GREECE TO ROME TO THE FRANKS TO THE SPANISH TO FINALLY THE BRITISH, AND MANY OTHERS, ALL CAME TOGETHER TO FORM A GROUP OF RAGTAG BACK COUNTRY COLONISTS THAT BANDED TOGETHER TO FORM A MULTITUDE OF MILITIAS THAT DEFIED AN EMPIRE AND LIBERATED ITSELF FROM THE GRASP OF TYRANNY. EACH OF THE PREVIOUS EMPIRES WERE JUST THAT - EMPIRES, RULED BY ONE CENTRAL FIGURE OR ELITE GROUP (FOR THE MOST PART, AT THEIR HEIGHT). THE REVOLUTIONARIES ADDED THE KEY FACTOR THAT HAD BEEN MISSING BEFORE - REBELLIOUSNESS, A FREE SPIRIT. THOSE MEN TRULY EXEMPLIFIED THE WORDS THAT ARE NOW NEW HAMPSHIRE'S STATE MOTTO -

LIVE FREE OR DIE.

THROUGHOUT OUR HISTORY WE HAVE EXEMPLIFIED THESE WORDS. BARBARY PIRATES TAKING SLAVES OF OUR SAILORS? FUCK YOU, THE NAVY IS BORN. BRITISH EMPIRE CONSCRIPTING OUR SAILORS? BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS, BITCH. NATIVE AMERICANS MURDERING EACH OTHER AND OUR OWN? MANIFEST. FUCKING. DESTINY. MEXICO BEING BITCHES? WE'LL TAKE THEIR LAND TOO. CIVIL WAR THREATENING TO TEAR THE COUNTRY IN TWAIN? DESPITE EVERYTHING, THE UNION WAS PRESERVED - AFTER WHICH, THE UNION WAS TRULY A UNION WITH LOYALTIES TO THE UNION ITSELF, RATHER THAN A COLLECTION OF STATES. SPANISH EMPIRE ENCROACHMENT? MONROE DOCTRINE. EUROPE GETTING UPPITY TWICE? GUESS WHO BAILED THEM OUT TWICE, BITCHES. YOU STILL OWE US FOR THOSE WARS, BY THE WAY. AFTER THIS POINT, WE WERE SO AWESOME THAT WE LITERALLY ONLY "LOST" WARS DUE TO FIGHTING AMONG OURSELVES. SERIOUSLY, EVERY WAR "LOSS" AFTER WWII CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO FUCKING COMMIE INFILTRATORS IN AMERICA. I'LL GET TO THEM LATER. WE OBVIOUSLY STILL HAD VICTORIES THOUGH. THE GULF WAR WAS ONE OF THE QUICKEST IN OUR HISTORY. OSAMA IS DEAD. SOLEMANI IS DEAD. AL-BAGHDADI IS DEAD. ISIS IS GONE. AMERICA'S ENEMIES TREMBLE. AMERICA IS, AND ALWAYS WAS, STRONG.

COMMIES, TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY. YOU HAVE LOST. KEEP UP YOUR SHILLING, KEEP UP YOUR INFILTRATION, KEEP UP YOUR SUBVERSION, KEEP UP YOUR HATE OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST. EVENTUALLY, THE HELICOPTERS WILL COME ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT AMERICA. YOU ARE COCKROACHES ON THE BOTTOM OF MY BOOT. COMMUNISM WILL BE PHYSICALLY REMOVED ROOT AND STEM, CAST DOWN INTO THE PITS OF HELL WITH THE REST OF AMERICA'S ENEMIES. WE ARE THE SHINING CITY ON THE HILL - AND THE THING ABOUT HILLS IS, THEY'RE VERY HARD TO TAKE. JUST ASK COL. JOSHUA CHAMBERLAIN, A PERSONAL HERO OF MINE, FIGHTING AT GETTYSBURG 157 YEARS AGO YESTERDAY. IF OUR COUNTRY CAN SURVIVE THE HORROR OF THAT BATTLE, ONE OF THE BLOODIEST IN AMERICAN HISTORY, WHERE BROTHER FOUGHT BROTHER, WE WILL SURVIVE YOU. CHARGE OUR HILL WITH YOUR BIKE LOCKS, YOUR DILDOS, I FUCKING DARE YOU. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT, COMMIES. SEE WHAT HAPPENS. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY. IT IS AMERICA'S DAY.

THIS WEEK'S MEME DUMP IS HERE.

THANK YOU AGAIN TO u/techied AND MAGA.HOST!

AND FINALLY, A MISCELLANEOUS/ICYMI SECTION:

LEFTISTS GETTING THEIR ASSES WHOOPED BY OUR GREAT POLICE: HERE.

THE ART OF THE TROLL, CHAPTER 1: HERE

THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC: HERE.

OUR WONDERFUL NATIONAL ANTHEM - THE ONLY NATIONAL ANTHEM: HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, AND HERE.

Here is Whitney Houston's rendition of the anthem, just 29 years ago. Here is a video from the NFL just 19 years ago. Notice anything different?

THANK YOU FOR WINNING WITH ME TODAY, PEDES. HOPEFULLY YOU HAVE BEEN INSPIRED TO GO MAKE YOUR COUNTRY JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER TODAY. ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY WEEKEND AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THOSE WHO PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE FOR YOUR FREEDOM. IN FACT, REMEMBER THEM DOUBLE - ABOUT HALF THIS COUNTRY SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN.

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom—go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen! - Samuel Adams

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it. - Voltaire

HELLO WINNERS!

My name is u/D4rkd3str0yer, resident Shitpostmaster General of .win. Normally you may see me posting salt compilations, memes, LNCs, and Meme Magic Fridays (the next of which is coming tomorrow!), but today I'll be posting something a bit more serious. It's no secret that I'm a huge troll - most of my content revolves around shitting on leftists, making fun of Spez, etc. - and I've been asked a few times by other mods, TDD, etc. to pass my wisdom onto the rest of the community for us to more effectively troll on Twitter, Reddit, etc. This is the Art of the Troll, and the first lesson is...

DO NOT ENGAGE HONESTLY WITH DISHONEST PEOPLE

As a .win mod for years, I interact with shills frequently. I can sniff them out faster than Joe Biden sniffing a small child. They are attracted to the .win community due to our massive amounts of high energy, but yesterday, one shill interaction caught my eye. The shill, when being shit on for supposedly being an adherent to the cancerous ideology known as Islam, asked a seemingly innocent question: "Am I worth less than you?". This question is a trap. It is not an honest question. We are conservatives. We are the pro-life side of the argument. The shills are aware of that too, they just don't care. That question exists to waste your time. So how do you beat it?

Leftists have gained power on social media platforms largely due to infiltration and shaming. Not only are questions like that designed to derail you, they are also designed to shame you. How could you, someone who believes that all lives matter, be such a hypocrite and say that Muslim lives don't matter? Why don't black lives matter to you, bigot? Who cares if they committed a crime, why are you pro-death penalty? Don't felon lives matter? Pedophiles don't even deserve to be felons, they die in prison all the time. Why don't their lives matter to you Mr. All Lives Matter? The fact that you really do think life is precious does not matter to them. That's why it's dishonest and not really an argument. You are now on the defensive, and worse yet you're defending something you don't even believe. The solution? Don't argue. This is the internet - 99% of arguments on the internet are retarded anyways. If the argument is on Twitter or Reddit, that jumps up to 100%. Go on the offensive instead. Fortunately, most retarded leftists are also NPCs, making attacking them back pretty easy. If their initial attack doesn't work, they are unable to compute a follow up and go on an endless loop of sperging out. But how do you get to that point?

The easiest way to completely defuse their non-argument is to simply agree. *Are you saying that Muslim lives don't matter? Yes. Wow bigot, so black lives don't matter either? Yes. What is the answer to all of these non-arguments? Yes. Are you saying that illegal alien children don't belong in the United States? Yes. Do you do as this person asks, call them a slur, give them what they want? Why play their game when you can just say Yes. You don't apologize, you don't kneel, you don't engage, you don't show weakness. If you don't bow to the leftist mob and refuse to engage them on their own terms, they lose.

At this point, your inbox will look something like this. Just autistic screeching about how you're a white supremacist, how you're so awful, everything that you as a Trump supporter have heard before. You are like the man himself, Teflon Don, nothing sticks, including the insults. You have won.

As winners engaging in the Art of the Troll, your goal is to model yourself after this. That sentiment is correct, despite being from a lefty - you're not interested in learning about their bullshit Marxist poison, you're there to debate their right to burn down cities, it's extremely fun to play devil's advocate, you are only there to exhaust them, and their frustration is your goal. Twitter and Reddit were dead to me for years outside of T_D but this mindset has given me a new perspective. Use the left's game against them. Go winners, go and take this knowledge to disrupt, deflect, and cause some NPC malfunctions!

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

WELCOME TO THIS EVENING'S LNC, REDDITFUGEES AND WINNERS ALIKE!

My name is u/D4rkd3str0yer, Shitpostmaster General of our fine independent website. For you newbies, LNC is a long-standing tradition dating back to the Reddit days. To introduce you to our wonderful post-Reddit-shackled website, I would like to first say that Reddit CEO Steve Huffman is a massive faggot that loves to let black men run trains on his wife. LNC is like one long shitpost where we kick back, relax, and bask in the glory of our victories of the day. So, let's review!

Today, the CCP puppets at Reddit banned over 2000 communities on what's left of their website. These included communities like our own The_Donald, the based faggots at /r/rightwinglgbt, the retarded tankies of /r/ChapoTrapHouse, and even those criticizing the neverending flow of Chinese goods into our country at /r/ConsumeProduct. As the opening quote suggests, this will only make us stronger - except for those CTH fags, they never seem to find a victory, do they? ConsumeProduct has already joined us, communities who are not yet banned but are in jeopardy like KiA, and many more on the way. If you are a moderator of a banned community or a community still on Reddit who would like to join the winning side, please contact us at [email protected]

Is anyone surprised by this development? We sure aren't. The history of Reddit is one of censorship, and has been since January 11, 2013. Luckily, we are free of their bullshit now. So are many others. The reckoning is coming, frens. Be sure to sign up and be a winner, because as our great GEOTUS says - Winners Aren't Losers.

Another tradition of LNC is a set of nightly tunes. Given the events of today, I can think of no better songs than the following:

COMMIE PINKO FAGGOT - FLOW WHITE

THE SHOW GOES ON - LUPE FIASCO

STRONGER - KANYE WEST

And to end tonight, I leave you with this message. Many of you were simple farmers, tending to your memes. All you ever wanted was a space to share them and some frens. You didn't sign up for this culture war. You may be tempted to become blackpilled, to lose hope. You may ask yourself, why me? The answer is simple. Because we're here, lad. And nobody else. Just us.

Tonight, President Donald J. Trump holds a 2020 campaign rally at the BB&T Center in Sunrise, Florida

Schedule

3:00 pm ET - Doors open

7:00 pm ET - POTUS scheduled to speak

Pre-Rally:

GEOTUS on Twitter -

LIVESTREAMS:

RSBN

Donald J. Trump - Twitch

C-SPAN.ORG

Fox News

Next Rally: Hershey, PA

Tue, December 10, 2019 07:00 pm (EST)

Stay tuned to https://www.donaldjtrump.com/rallies for further updates.