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DJT_MFer 11 points ago +12 / -1

The most punchable face in world history

I once broke a computer screen trying to punch his face

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DJT_MFer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine you’re the lucky lady who gets to fuck John Bolton that night.

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DJT_MFer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Meme rings true

Even farts are fresher than airplane air

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DJT_MFer 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s running home to get rid of his $25,000 Desiree style coffee table

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DJT_MFer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those rookie numbers! Trump Train taking Flowbee to a new high baby!

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DJT_MFer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re a lucky man. Fist bumps

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DJT_MFer 29 points ago +29 / -0

Just took Doug fuckface Jones out of the senate.

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DJT_MFer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe’s plan is to lower the prices for those bed pillows on Wayfair by thousands!!!

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DJT_MFer 8 points ago +8 / -0

That bastard has more sweat on his face than someone sitting in a sauna for 62 hours

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DJT_MFer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish if the judge asked her a question during the live bail hearing on TV. That she just spitfires as many names as she can get out of her mouth before she gets cut off

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DJT_MFer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden thinks a bicycle lane is for “a really small car”

Dude’s brain looks like Swiss cheese

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DJT_MFer 214 points ago +216 / -2

Don’t know about y’all, but I’m voting Trump

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