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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should gone to San Francisco. We're so proud of the people shitting on the sidewalk and leaving drug needles all over. The leftist DA refuses to prosecute crime here. How can a national park compare to this paradise.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It won't stop there until you knuckle under. In the state where Governor Newsom prances prior to the elite running him for president (the papers are already running trial balloons for him - it's so obvious that they have it all set up).

Here in the village, you need your vax passport, #6.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is no way in hell I'm putting this thing in my anus in order to smuggle it onboard.

But it is cute.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

In all fairness, Steve Martin, another SNL many times host, needs to kill someone to regain his public attention.

Then Norm McDoland should come back from the dead and roast Baldwin.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

LinkedIn is the Facebook of employment sites. Also, after you join you get spammed by a lot of ambitious Indians seeking credibility. Fuck no.

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

A passenger jet should be enough, according to some 9/11 committee.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

So wait - they're teaching something that cannot be repeated to others outside? And the kids can't take notes in the classroom? This screams 'cult'.

And then there's the connection to the leftwing, lying, SPLC.

I plan to attach an NDA to the baseball bat I'll use.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

potentially “harmful” words, phrases, and pictures “relating to slavery, colonialism and racism”

And LEFTIST TOTALITARIANISM

Because this is repression under the false mask of liberation.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hi, I'm Joe Biden. This is snot what you think.

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DZP1 13 points ago +14 / -1

Well, that's encouraging. Either Charles needs to change his mouthwash or there might be something wrong with the vaxes, eh?

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, lying Commie faggot belittles a straight girl getting raped. How about if lying Commie faggot dies from a bleeding anus someday?

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a counterproposal. How about if Biden grants the Jan 6 protesters citizenship?

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Possibly because the DMV doesn't have a bucket of chicken sign outside.

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DZP1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Drivers license?? Hahahaa! You alls think I kin read tha test?

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, because all cameras independently choose to take photos based on skin color. This is what made the 1950s KKKhrome camera so popular.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the Journal of Braindead Leftwingers: "reeee. reee ree ree rere reeee. ree ree ree, ree ree ree, ree. Russiagate orangemanbad takawayguns mnurgle poogoo."

<head explodes as the internal parasites escape to swarm>

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

That reminds me, I miss having gonorrhea.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Atsa gud questiona. Fauci, he's-a connected. A made man.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci: Try the puppy liver tonight, it's delicious!

Hannibal Lector: Thanks. Here, have some chianti.

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DZP1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Twelve objects as empty as Biden's skull.

P.S. If you go trick or treating at Alex Baldwin's house and he comes to the door with a prop gun, run like hell.

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I well remember the controversy over this more than 12 years ago. I remember seeing the analysis of the released image and the very clear places of alteration on the supposed document.

I also remember Wayne Madsen's detailed report on Obama's membership in Men's Country, the Chicago gay bathhouse, and Barry's activities there. It exposed the fraud of the marriage to Big Mike, and related the deaths of people in Barry's church who knew he was gay, and would have been a threat to the Presidency. I've been just sick over this for a very long time.

The Russians knew, before the election, that Barry was a controlled fraud. There was an article way back then about a drunk KGB wife who had told a US diplomat at a party that Barry was a plant that they knew about. He was not theirs. So whose was he? Never solved. Most likely Rothschild's, with CIA deep state mole help.

The plan to take down the US has a long history.

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