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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is like Donald Duck declaring he wants to be the supreme war leader. Bolton is a neocon imbecile.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

How much longer will the people stand for a corrupt and criminal government? How long will we tolerate their lies?

The people of America need to band together in one group and take down the criminal gang that is in power. We will never be free until that happens.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. Our local leftist-run SF newspaper has directly claimed he wants to terminate the Constitution. The problem with this is of course all the NPCs will believe the media lies.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah - our local SF paper is running headlines saying Twitter is racist and carries hate speech, and oh yeah, Musk is a doody head, and don't pay any attention to false claims about poor harassed Hunter.

FJB.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her professional stage name at comedy clubs is Cackles the Giggling Vagina. She goes on stage, flashes the vajijay and it flaps while insanely laughing. At her last performance, 12 members of the audience committed suicide right there.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Newfoundland goose liver can give you contagious serial AIDs of the rectum with cancerous baboonpox and black tongue! Plus watery stool!

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Captain's log Stardate 2348: Today I was surprised when one of my bridge officers came on to me and asked if he could blow me. I turned him down and explained I'm not a fag. I'm a Jew into porking green girls. He wiggled his ass and said 'I could be green for you!' and licked his lips! I ordered him to get the fuck off my bridge and go put on a red tunic and beam down to Planet Hellhole.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

The DNC is one of the most powerful anti-democracy parties in the US. We never hear the names of the people on it, which include Hillary and Obama.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem is traditionally that controversial announcements get made on Friday so the weekend can bury them. You make the ones you want to be real on Mondays not Fridays. So this one by Musk makes me uncomfortable about his motives.

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DZP1 2 points ago +2 / -0

You people are so harsh. I totally believe everything the government tells me. By the way, I know that robots hide in my closet and steal my socks. I just shot one, but it instantly morphed to look exactly like my mother. Hunter is innocent.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about Nazis in Switzerland too. Oh. hi Klaus. How's the old heil today?

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hello. I'm Dick Tracy. I deal with famous villains like Flattop, Louie the Penis, and Joe Biden. They all suck shit.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

So no freedom of religion in this Nazi Jew state.

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barney Fife: Now look, you five armed robbers holding up the jewelry store. Put down your guns and walk away and we'll talk. Hey, that big bag you have looks heavy, Can I carry it for you? My anus is tender but firm.

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