They all seem to be down.

Hate to break it to you, but Trump won again.

But anyway, that’s not the point of the post. Even if somehow that pedo was elected president, then what? You think magically all of a sudden you guys are gonna be the “cool” party? You think we’re going to stop ridiculing you weirdos for one second?

Last time I checked, your kind was among the the most fragile, deranged people on the planet. You’re a laughing stock to the sane people of this country.

Also, remember this: no one ever really goes from being a conservative to being a leftist. It’s the other way around and if you weren’t so stupid, you’d probably realize that this spells doom for you and your ideology. What’s probably the most frustrating thing is that it will always seem like it has a chance, like the tide is finally turning. With every new generation, you look at the media, the movies, the video games, and think “Yes! The progressive movement is gaining traction!”. But it is truly a mirage. The movement will hemorrhage supporters as they grow up and realize there is more to life than being a bugman and living in a pod.

And there will always be people like us to knock you down a peg and ridicule you at every waking moment.

Die mad.

Take a look into Ron Steslow (one of Lincoln Projects “founders”). He is also affiliated with a company named Tusk. That company is affiliated with something called the SAM political party. I think it stands for something really gay like “Save (or Serve) America Movement”.

Basically, they’re trying to start a new political party and are acting like it’s a fresh thing, when really, it’s just more commie bullshit. They’re against voter id for fuck’s sake. They’re democrats, plain and simple.

Basically, I think they’re going to try and leverage the success of Lincoln Project into SAM. I don’t think the uber faggot never trumpers are associated with SAM, but the people working behind the scenes sure as shit are, so we’ll see I suppose.

Oh, and another fun fact about Lincoln Project, one of their behind the scenes people is someone who used to be a campaign staffer for Katie Hill (naked hair brushing lady). So yeah, they’re some pretty sick puppies.

I remember crying into my milkshake. We had made Americana burgers and shakes to celebrate Election Day and the joy fizzled out watching the numbers roll in. I couldn't sleep in the months afterward and I started therapy back up.

Hope is lost. Not just for me, not just for you, but for all the children. I was a cheese maker.

Everyday I wake up in some Hitler remake and can’t stop crying. God, it’s awful. Hold on, need to go, my mom’s knocking on my door, she made me some tendies.