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DanIsSwell 20 points ago +20 / -0

Even if someone agreed to watch (cringe) out of kindness, what would be the point? We already see it in every show and commercial anyways.

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. I had a pregnant thumb once. It turned out to be pus.

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DanIsSwell 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, and a lot of Florida is fine. It’s just the flood areas that are hurting. But, flood areas are listed on maps before you buy a place. I bought a house in a non flood area in Daytona Beach. I haven’t even lost power.

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

My friend did that with lighter fluid and had to get skin grafts on his arm. That’s the only time I’ve seen someone do it. We were all drinking in my yard, and he was like “Look, it will not burn my arm, it only burns the lighter fluid!” No one really tried to stop him, we watched with great interest. Next thing we knew, his arm was in flames and he was waving around screaming like a banshee. He dropped in the dirt to put it out. Can’t remember anything after that.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because, then the money wouldn’t go to politicians pockets. Duh.

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just realized that anyone who wears tied shoes is a supremacist, because we know how to tie shoes, while a small amount of people do not. We should ban all shoes with laces, so it will no longer point out the inadequacies of the non-tie folks.

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Side note: it’s a rule that monks robes must be modest and made of wool, silk or cotton. So, naturally the black friar tuck has to look extra flashy in an outfit made out of his own skin.

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn’t say a new strand was added to actual DNA, but I’m wondering if that symbolism could be representation of something new being added to DNA. How else could they represent a super symbol representation of such a thing using a bunch of lightbulbs?

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DanIsSwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unfortunately, it will turn out that there were dozens of cameras in the area, but the investigation will bring up nothing.

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

A pentacle is a symbol of magic evocation, and we all know the Freemason symbol. I don’t wear that shit, and neither does anyone I know, or would want to know.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need more American larping cucks STAT! Send all of them!

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s like when someone makes a funny joke and everyone laughs, so a couple minutes later the 5 year old repeats it and expects everyone to love it again. Except, adults are doing this, then getting pissed off when everyone doesn’t love it just like they loved it the first time around.

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DanIsSwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

It only works when they replace males with females, the all female remake of ghostbusters was great! Oh never mind.

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DanIsSwell 23 points ago +24 / -1

Then they put on their $300 shoes, step out of their building and walk through homeless excretions.

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putin can cut them off completely 👎

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DanIsSwell 12 points ago +12 / -0

Takes a certain type of guy to wear a pearl necklace around his turtle neck. A real vaxxity faggity fuck.

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DanIsSwell 15 points ago +15 / -0

Im not disabled, but I have a funny way of walking. I thrust my knees out violent with each step, especially near faces.

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DanIsSwell 21 points ago +21 / -0

So, did this guy post a pic of himself asking people to please tell him he looks like a woman?

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