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Danklup 4 points ago +4 / -0

don't forget 2 our fathers, 1 hail mary, and 3 glory be's

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Danklup 5 points ago +5 / -0

i agree. Currently abroad and that sentiment is shared by many patriots from all over the world. we all want results now, but letting cooler heads prevail is not complacency. i still like the odds of us winning. if for Whatever reason we lose, then im on your boat.

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Danklup 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'm sick of the big guy sniffing me so Ive decided to hide out in a Shanghai massage parlor. now excuse me, Wang Hou is about to care of my Long Dong xie xie

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Danklup 5 points ago +5 / -0

excuse the editing, and the chinamobile. stuck behind enemy lines, trying to spread the good word.

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Danklup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Randy Marsh? How's Tegritty holding up during lockdowns?

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Danklup 2 points ago +2 / -0

'I don't work for you man!' - the other Joe Biden

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Danklup 1 point ago +1 / -0

same problem at the bar i was at; didnt have enough chairs. better to have not enough chairs than too many. Thanks and God bless!

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Danklup 7 points ago +7 / -0

Really its tough to decide who was more Dumb and evil. But i can tell you which one was more drunk

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Danklup 0 points ago +2 / -2

He's a complacent qtard. Disregard his opinions. Total 3* larp.

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Danklup 19 points ago +20 / -1

'All i know is that my gut says maybe.'

-Tim Pool, Neutral People Party

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Danklup 16 points ago +16 / -0

Pathological liars believe their own lies.

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Danklup 27 points ago +28 / -1

A house divided cannot...well, the thing. You know, the thing.

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Danklup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real scummy. Wasn't thinking stocks when I made it, but i wouldn't touch it. Weed though, good investment regardless.

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Danklup 2 points ago +2 / -0

For context, he was talking about NY banning doubles tennis.

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