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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I Jesse, but I have this sinking feeling he is actually Robert Downey Jr. from Tropic Thunder.

J/k, love you bud!

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

James might have truly been born without a single fuck. I think he goes into these expecting to get killed on camera, then is pleasantly surprised when he isn’t.

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

But of course, in Minecraft. :)

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is certainly a possibility. It seems awfully convenient he was captured so handily, then conveniently engaged in a shootout where he (apparently) had maens of escape but did not take it.

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DarkBerry 17 points ago +17 / -0

You got me there :)

Remember kiddies, ball (range) ammo tends to go through a target cleanly. There is a reason HP is more expensive :)

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DarkBerry 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is, of course, by no means a threat of violence. Merely a statement of facts. Never think you are too good to not get caught.

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DarkBerry 16 points ago +16 / -0

I mean, to a point I can see that. If they were so universally trained and organized why did a bunch of autists find Michael Reinholdt off of fucking 5 minutes of flip phone footage that his own mother wouldn't have recognized him from?

It seems like they FEEL they are very trained, so they make many common mistakes. Not saying I wouldn't make the same ones, though I wouldn't try to hide. If I choose to go ape shit everyone is going to know it is me, I don't need to hide behind a face mask.

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DarkBerry 43 points ago +45 / -2

Not more ammo, more practice. Remember, even a deuce deuce is functional if you put it in the right spot.

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

they must have a lot of time on their hands to be a CEO and a child prostitute

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy KILLS it with this video. I hope he can pull it off!

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DarkBerry 7 points ago +8 / -1

He does look like a hand crusher. He wants you to know you are fucking shaking a mans hand.

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be more concise, she is a liar, a fat-mouth, and no friend of Jesus. I hope she gets sniffed by Biden the rapist.

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I still bust a fat 3-day nut on it?

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DarkBerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL, it NEVER ceases Guess I should start drinking a little later in the day.

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DarkBerry 107 points ago +115 / -8

No matter how many times I watch this it ceases to be funny.

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

String him up. This shit will not stand. Build a fucking gallows in the middle of town.

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe that person got what's known as "their shit pushed in"

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I borrow that for our next Patriot Prayer rally? I don't need a lot of ordinances to keep it really fucking peaceful.

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden can legitimately claim he doesn't remember any of that.

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DarkBerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

She isn't "unfit", she is drunk as fuck at its fucking 9am on a Tuesday

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