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Darth_Vader 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

WE CAN’T GO TO THE MOVIES, WE NEED TO STOP THE SPREAD BY FLATTENING THE CURVE BY STAYING SAFE AND STAYING HOME! DON’T YOU REALIZE IF I GO WITHIN 79 GORILLION MILES OF A MOVIE THEATER I’LL ONLY HAVE A 99.999999999999999999999996276942069 PERCENT CHANCE OF SURVIVAL??? THIS IS A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!!! ANYONE WHO GOES TO THIS FILM IS KILLING ALL FOUR OF MY GRANDPARENTS

Sorry Deniro, go watch your own shit film

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Darth_Vader 6 points ago +6 / -0

always looks shorter than in the movies

If it looks, walks, and quacks like a duck...

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your idea definitely has some merit, not gonna lie. Just saw the opportunity and had to strike.

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found AOC's lurker account j/k

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Darth_Vader 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

And I’ll be over here like “👍 k, you do you, I’m doing me”

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Darth_Vader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sources close to lions have confirmed they can be terrifying in certain scenarios. However, this claim is disputed by ... um... people (who have never been within 1000 yards of a lion)

-CNN

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

tiny, portable 40 kilowatt nuclear power

Maybe that’s what’s been powering his time machine. Further explains why it’s impossible to rattle him

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

56,000 dollar photo of anything is a waste IMO. At least get something useful for that much. Having that in your house screams a) you have bad priorities; and b) you have left the common man behind.

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like this post. Nothing to contribute, just being honest.

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, I agree with you. That is hard to believe.

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Darth_Vader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems you spend an awful lot of time in the bathroom. Same here, welcome aboard. You’re a fast replier, keep it up

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Darth_Vader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't use reddit

Out of curiosity, how did you find out about this place?

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Darth_Vader 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

Sounds like you give a shit or you wouldn’t be here lol

Edit: why’s your shit deleted now tho lol.

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Unity through letting me get away with stealing the election just this once. We promise we will never do it again after this time, it was a one-time emergency."

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN: fact check, Baron is in fact not 9 feet tall

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

theyhadusinthefirsthalf.meme

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Darth_Vader 5 points ago +5 / -0

☝🏽 Honestly, this right here ☝🏽

Can anyone give me one example of the FBI doing something of value in the past 20 years?

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anonymous sources close to Spez’s thinking have confirmed he jacks off while fantasizing about eating toddlers. Also, he’s running out of CCP money and CCP doesn’t wanna give him more because reddit is dying. Thats why they have half a million other things you can buy instead of just gold. Place is a ghost town

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

ask Joe Biden for confirmation

Hard to ask him anything when he’s been hiding in his basement for weeks.

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those foot soldiers don't fact check. If we can somehow convince them Biden is still President after Trump is sworn in, they'll take that at face value and go home.

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Darth_Vader 2 points ago +2 / -0

How Dare You!

When you say it with the hard r on the end it's offensive to oil rig workers.

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, now is a time for unity, we have to meet them in the middle.

I propose we concede Florida man's vote and they can concede the 18,000+(and still counting!) fraudulent votes. Seems fair to me.

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Darth_Vader 0 points ago +1 / -1 (edited)

Can’t swing a dead cat

OP never said he wanted to kill them. BTW my cat's dying wish was to be swung against a traitor. If RBG were here, she'd approve.

edit: the low-energy shill who downvoted me is a misogynist who hates RBG.

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