always looks shorter than in the movies
If it looks, walks, and quacks like a duck...
Your idea definitely has some merit, not gonna lie. Just saw the opportunity and had to strike.
Found AOC's lurker account j/k
And I’ll be over here like “👍 k, you do you, I’m doing me”
Sources close to lions have confirmed they can be terrifying in certain scenarios. However, this claim is disputed by ... um... people (who have never been within 1000 yards of a lion)
-CNN
tiny, portable 40 kilowatt nuclear power
Maybe that’s what’s been powering his time machine. Further explains why it’s impossible to rattle him
56,000 dollar photo of anything is a waste IMO. At least get something useful for that much. Having that in your house screams a) you have bad priorities; and b) you have left the common man behind.
I like this post. Nothing to contribute, just being honest.
Yes, I agree with you. That is hard to believe.
Seems you spend an awful lot of time in the bathroom. Same here, welcome aboard. You’re a fast replier, keep it up
Don't use reddit
Out of curiosity, how did you find out about this place?
Sounds like you give a shit or you wouldn’t be here lol
Edit: why’s your shit deleted now tho lol.
"Unity through letting me get away with stealing the election just this once. We promise we will never do it again after this time, it was a one-time emergency."
CNN: fact check, Baron is in fact not 9 feet tall
theyhadusinthefirsthalf.meme
It’s unbuhlievable ladies and gentlemen, we even have better Chinese than the Chinese Chinese! Buhlieve me
☝🏽 Honestly, this right here ☝🏽
Can anyone give me one example of the FBI doing something of value in the past 20 years?
Anonymous sources close to Spez’s thinking have confirmed he jacks off while fantasizing about eating toddlers. Also, he’s running out of CCP money and CCP doesn’t wanna give him more because reddit is dying. Thats why they have half a million other things you can buy instead of just gold. Place is a ghost town
ask Joe Biden for confirmation
Hard to ask him anything when he’s been hiding in his basement for weeks.
Those foot soldiers don't fact check. If we can somehow convince them Biden is still President after Trump is sworn in, they'll take that at face value and go home.
How Dare You!
When you say it with the hard r on the end it's offensive to oil rig workers.
OK, now is a time for unity, we have to meet them in the middle.
I propose we concede Florida man's vote and they can concede the 18,000+(and still counting!) fraudulent votes. Seems fair to me.
Can’t swing a dead cat
OP never said he wanted to kill them. BTW my cat's dying wish was to be swung against a traitor. If RBG were here, she'd approve.
edit: the low-energy shill who downvoted me is a misogynist who hates RBG.
WE CAN’T GO TO THE MOVIES, WE NEED TO STOP THE SPREAD BY FLATTENING THE CURVE BY STAYING SAFE AND STAYING HOME! DON’T YOU REALIZE IF I GO WITHIN 79 GORILLION MILES OF A MOVIE THEATER I’LL ONLY HAVE A 99.999999999999999999999996276942069 PERCENT CHANCE OF SURVIVAL??? THIS IS A GLOBAL PANDEMIC!!!! ANYONE WHO GOES TO THIS FILM IS KILLING ALL FOUR OF MY GRANDPARENTS
Sorry Deniro, go watch your own shit film