source? Where did you get your time machine from, and can you use it to go back in time as well as forward?
Yeah I just looked up eyeliner as an example, seems like making it yourself is pretty straightforward.
“The Thing” works fine in my household.
LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS!
Except ignore the math nerds who have stated Biden's election night performance was a statistical impossibility 1,000 times over
BELIEVE SCIENCE!
Except ignore the lack of social distancing at the border currently
TAKE THE VACCINE! BELIEVE SCIENCE
Except ignore the fact that scientific trials for the vaccine are still ongoing!
There we go, undocumented. Always have to play their little word games, put a little spin on everything.
When asked to present a vaccine passport, just say you’re an illegal immigrant and can’t get one. Aside from that, carry on and live your life as normal
Anytime someone says they don’t wanna boycott because they’re lifelong fans of whatever team, never miss the superbowl, consider watching sports to be a ritual with their son, etc... my response is always “why not just play with some buddies during that time instead of watching? I have yet to have anyone respond with a convincing counter argument. We’ve forgotten that these sports were meant to be played, not observed. Hoping we get back to that
That’s an interesting work strategy. I work at work.
"We at Dominion prefer to handle our discipline internally. Rest assured, Ricky Bobby will never get caught pulling a stunt like that again after what we do to him."
I’m actually likely going to use this as a springboard for my trolling. When I troll I typically agree with the initial premise then take it to an extreme conclusion.
“Trans visibility day is great and all, but how come they don’t get their own month? I personally find it a bit exclusive that we have a whole month for Black History and yet only one day for recognition of the historic persecution of our trans allies. Or have we collectively decided that their lives don’t matter?”
Something along those lines would be my general go to, and anyone who doesn’t completely agree is a transphobe. Start saying they need a separate parade, the LGB community is looking down on them from a place of privilege, etc.
Once someone points it out to you ya notice it all over the MSM.
I think you mean “die with COVID”.
“Very interesting Mitchell, tell me... are the Nazis in the room with us right now?”
Pretty much the reason I give when defending 2A / trolling.
“I think the police are too racist and minorities need a means of defending themselves from this systemic racism. If it saves even one black life, it was worth it IMO, because I believe that black lives matter.”
If a leftist pushes back against that, I pull the racism card, tell then they’re looking at it from a place of privilege, etc.
“Look at the statistics!!” (Except those that bring up black on black crime)
“Follow the numbers!!” (Except the litany of spikes, switched votes, and historical anomalies that took place election night 2020)
And now: “Listen to the doctors!!” (Except the ones who have any questions about Joe Biden’s health)
- The media, ladies and gentlemen!
By patting yourself on the back for a life well lived and continuing on your merry way.
Yes. Let them waste money funding hollywood, pushing their shit tier propaganda. If Hollywood keeps losing money, and then suddenly two years fron now every movie that comes out of Hollywood has some hamfisted plot device where some CCP approved savior shows up at the eleventh hour, it will get repetitive and noticeable. And more normies/sheep get redpilled. The ccp is good at alot of things, but subtle movie propaganda is not one or them. The CCP takeover of Hollywood will be obvious and drive more people our way
Believe
All
Accusers
When I troll I typically agree with the basic action then take it to it’s extreme. “It’s great that he’d choose a black woman, but gosh I sure wish he’d be more inclusive and choose a black trans woman.” will be my goto in this case. When someone agrees with me I push it a step further and say “why not an unemployed black trans? Preferably a recovering drug addict. It would be so inspiring and progressive.”
Gotta start somewhere. Might sound crazy to hear it now, but once upon a time even the god-level grifter Bernie was just a small-time swindler getting by doing absolutely nothing on a commune.
By the way, how many times was her girls school in Africa were shut down because it turned out the staff were sleeping with the underage girls? Two? Two times that happened? (Feel free to look it up for yourself) Wow, that is some unbelievably terrible luck. What are the odds on that, huh?
It’s “The Science” actually, a little word/mind game that makes it sound more authoritative.
“The slippery slope is just a fallacy!”
-critical thinking 101
British buddy of ours always goes out of his way to say "Can I bum a fag?" (borrow a cigarette)
Starting to rub off on us, half of us are saying it too and chuckling over it.
I think I see Fauci in the background. Clearly doing more AIDS research.