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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's a phrase that Americans have been using for hundreds of years that might help. Say it with me.

IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. Covid is a cold. Business is being ruined by tyrannical rulers.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it will say "Social Studies - one hour per day."

You think they tell people about the brainwashing curriculum?

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enjoy your new guitar!

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DeadOverRed 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is the way.

Surely there was no one like Ahab who sold himself to do evil in the sight of the Lord, because Jezebel his wife incited him.

The dogs shall eat Jezebel in the territory of Jezreel, and none shall bury her.

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +8 / -5

New rule: Having ever taken an anti-depressant or psychotropic drug removes the right to vote until proving civic responsibility to a jury of one's peers.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahah good one, Big Mike.

Congrats, dims who menstruate, you're now sterile. My children's future just got much brighter.

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DeadOverRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Finally, I'm not the only one saying this.

"I don't care about politics."

Me: Politics cares about you.

Politics is literally controlling the air people breathe, and they're still ignoring it.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fed: "We're going to wait until it gets to a million percent, then fix it. No problem."

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought they were so terrified they had to run to their bunkers and cry. Which is it?

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. "Everything got so dangerous all of a sudden."

Last week: went around slapping drug lords in the face

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DeadOverRed 0 points ago +1 / -1

You pull a gun on someone and wave it around threateningly a few times, shoot them, then tell the jury it was an accident. Let me know how that goes.

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