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DeathBattleFan123 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUT HOW DID THEY GET COVID?

WEREN'T THEY WEARING MASKS?

DIDN'T THEY PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING?

...WAIT...

ARE YOU SAYING MASKS DON'T WORK?

ARE YOU SAYING THAT SOCIAL DISTANCING DOES NOTHING?

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DeathBattleFan123 7 points ago +7 / -0

HEY HOLLYWOOD:

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

REMEMBER?

ENJOY YOUR SHUTDOWN-MANDATED UNEMPLOYMENT LIKE THE REST OF US.

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DeathBattleFan123 11 points ago +11 / -0

When I hear Senators speak with that hostile quivering whimper in their voice it makes me wonder, are they truly so emotionally fragile that they can't control their feelings so they lash out, or are they sociopaths who are faking the emotion to con their audience into feeling sympathy for a poor distressed soul and shame for not automatically doing whatever they ask?

Either way, that kind of behavior is equally as childish as sucking your thumb or eating your own boogers.

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DeathBattleFan123 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sounds like like a Dethklok song right alongside Murmaider. This one is a song about manta rays swimming up, stabbing you, and making your corpse erupt in a fountain of gore -- Mant-eruption.

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DeathBattleFan123 13 points ago +14 / -1

wow what a surprise i just cant believe it my world is shaken to the core words cannot express etc

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DeathBattleFan123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Show of hands:

Who in here has been told by someone seemingly respectable that there is no such thing as "Good" and "Evil"...?

Keep holding your hand up if you believed them at the time.

Now, reading this headline, if you still believe them, take that hand and slap yourself.

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DeathBattleFan123 20 points ago +20 / -0

I once had a telescope out and looked up at the night sky and saw an astronaut on a space walk outside the ISS, and inside his space suit he was wearing a mask.

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DeathBattleFan123 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because you know you're wrong.

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DeathBattleFan123 2 points ago +2 / -0

You went thru some shit. Keep that with you. Teach your kids. Make them know. And know that the first thing an American can do to make America great is to take care of himself. You are a part of the solution.

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DeathBattleFan123 100 points ago +101 / -1

Trump needs to bring a megaphone to the next debate in case they try and cut off his mic.

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DeathBattleFan123 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gaffe was that he admitted his support for the Green New Deal, not that he accidentally called his plan by the wrong name.

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