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DeathBattleFan123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Show of hands:

Who in here has been told by someone seemingly respectable that there is no such thing as "Good" and "Evil"...?

Keep holding your hand up if you believed them at the time.

Now, reading this headline, if you still believe them, take that hand and slap yourself.

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DeathBattleFan123 20 points ago +20 / -0

I once had a telescope out and looked up at the night sky and saw an astronaut on a space walk outside the ISS, and inside his space suit he was wearing a mask.

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DeathBattleFan123 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because you know you're wrong.

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DeathBattleFan123 2 points ago +2 / -0

You went thru some shit. Keep that with you. Teach your kids. Make them know. And know that the first thing an American can do to make America great is to take care of himself. You are a part of the solution.

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DeathBattleFan123 100 points ago +101 / -1

Trump needs to bring a megaphone to the next debate in case they try and cut off his mic.

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DeathBattleFan123 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gaffe was that he admitted his support for the Green New Deal, not that he accidentally called his plan by the wrong name.

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DeathBattleFan123 9 points ago +9 / -0

Best of Trump:

  • "Where's Hunter?"

  • Law and Order

  • Unsolicited Mail-in voting is rigged

  • No more lockdowns, let the people decide for themselves.

.........

Worst of Trump:

  • (nothing specifically, he just needed to list off more of his accomplishments which admittedly isn't easy in this format)

.........

.........

Best of Biden:

  • Survived

  • Refusing to speak about court packing (politically wise)

  • Demonstrated he can deliver a stump speech on command

.........

Worst of Biden:

  • Refusing to speak about court packing (alienating to his hyper lib base)

  • More lockdowns, shut the country down

  • Admitted his climate initiative is, in fact, the Green New Deal

  • Stated once again that he wants to shut down the coal, oil, and gas industry

  • "DONT TALK ABOUT MY SON AARAAAAAARRRRRARRRRGHHH"

  • Antifa is "an idea" not a group

  • Creepy grinning into the camera all night

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DeathBattleFan123 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Pro-mask liberals are (one of) our enemies.

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DeathBattleFan123 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've known too many women who have stuck by their man in very hard times to agree with your premise here.

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DeathBattleFan123 11 points ago +13 / -2

A dementia patient is running for president.

...and he's definitely, obviously, hilariously going to lose.

Netflix continues to stream child porn.

...and they've been cancelled by myself and everyone I know.

Hollywood is beholden to China.

...and nobody has gone out to see a movie in almost half a year.

Democrats (and their children) are allowed to get away with infinite crimes.

...until they get pound-Me-Too'd, thrown under the bus, or otherwise eaten alive by their own, as is inevitable in a crowd of sociopathic backstabbers.

The integrity of our elections hangs by a thread.

...and that thread is stronger than it has been in the last 20 years because of the light shined on it most recently.

And millions of Americans think socialism is great.

...but they are outnumbered by the rest of us. And WE vote. Oh, and WE are armed.

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DeathBattleFan123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cause there ain't no doubt he pooped his pants

THE SKID MARK'S THERE TO STAAAAAAAAAY

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DeathBattleFan123 0 points ago +1 / -1

There are definitely times when you should fight tyranny with force, like a mandatory relocation or mass weapon confiscation etc because you're fighting for your life, and your capacity to inflict violence is the last and final defense of your rights. But if a stadium has a rule that says "wear a mask" and you know that, and you go to the stadium without a mask, and a cop comes up to you and tells you to put on a mask, and you say no, and the cop starts throwing you off the property, that is NOT a sensible time to use force because your life is not in danger and there are still a plethora of options within the legal system to fight for your rights. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

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DeathBattleFan123 0 points ago +1 / -1

The drooling, screeching liberals have a losing argument, and for reasons that elude me you are adopting it.

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DeathBattleFan123 118 points ago +118 / -0

Tomorrow: "Biden is feeling under the weather"

Next Day: "Biden has covid, pray for him!"

Next Day: "Biden can't debate! He's in the ICU!"

Next Day: "Biden has died!"

Next Day: "Trump colluded with covid to kill Biden! Impeach!"

Next Day: "...and so it is with a heavy heart that I, Hillary Clinton, step in and take Biden's place as your presidential nominee."

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